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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nesurfuje po internete. Web surfuje Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nesurfuje po internete. Web surfuje Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris sa nespáli. Chuck Norris sa spáli od slnka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris sa nespáli. Chuck Norris sa spáli od slnka.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris neparkuje paralelne. Zaparkuje a ulica sa stane rovnobežnou. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris neparkuje paralelne. Zaparkuje a ulica sa stane rovnobežnou.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nemá DNA. DNA má Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nemá DNA. DNA má Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje Twitter. Už vás sleduje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje Twitter. Už vás sleduje.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris sa neholí. Kope sa do tváre. Jediná vec, ktorá dokáže Chucka Norrisa podrezať, je Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sa neholí. Kope sa do tváre. Jediná vec, ktorá dokáže Chucka Norrisa podrezať, je Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris dokáže rozložiť oheň trením dvoch kociek ľadu o seba. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris dokáže rozložiť oheň trením dvoch kociek ľadu o seba.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris nemá počítač. Len klávesnicu, na ktorú kričí. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris nemá počítač. Len klávesnicu, na ktorú kričí.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris dokáže robiť kotrmelce na jednokolke. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris dokáže robiť kotrmelce na jednokolke.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris nemá chlpy na hrudi. Má les zúrivosti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris nemá chlpy na hrudi. Má les zúrivosti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris nedýcha vzduch. Vzduch sa skrýva v jeho pľúcach na ochranu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris nedýcha vzduch. Vzduch sa skrýva v jeho pľúcach na ochranu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris nechodí na internet. On JE internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris nechodí na internet. On JE internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris nepoužíva baliace vety. Jednoducho hovorí: "Teraz. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris nepoužíva baliace vety. Jednoducho hovorí: "Teraz.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje budík. Budia ho jeho fúzy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje budík. Budia ho jeho fúzy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris sa nemusí starať o to, aby si dvakrát ročne menil hodiny na letný čas. Slnko vychádza a zapadá vtedy, keď mu to povie Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris sa nemusí starať o to, aby si dvakrát ročne menil hodiny na letný čas. Slnko vychádza a zapadá vtedy, keď mu to povie Chuck Norris.
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