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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva orezávátko. Ceruzky sa mu orezávajú samé. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva orezávátko. Ceruzky sa mu orezávajú samé.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje kalkulačku. Čísla sa mu vypočítajú samé. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje kalkulačku. Čísla sa mu vypočítajú samé.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva teleskop. Hviezdy sa k nemu približujú, aby ich videl. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris nepoužíva teleskop. Hviezdy sa k nemu približujú, aby ich videl.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje mikrofón. Jeho hlas sa zosilňuje sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje mikrofón. Jeho hlas sa zosilňuje sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva časovač. Čas sa mu počíta sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva časovač. Čas sa mu počíta sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje záložku. Knihy si pamätajú, kde prestal čítať. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje záložku. Knihy si pamätajú, kde prestal čítať.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva váhu. Váhu si meria sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva váhu. Váhu si meria sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje kompas. Sever je tam, kam ukáže on. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje kompas. Sever je tam, kam ukáže on.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva kalendár. Dni si plánuje sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva kalendár. Dni si plánuje sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje baterku. Tma sa mu osvetľuje sama. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje baterku. Tma sa mu osvetľuje sama.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva dáždniky. Dážď mení smer, aby sa mu vyhol. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva dáždniky. Dážď mení smer, aby sa mu vyhol.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris nepotrebuje termostat. Teplota sa sama prispôsobí jeho pohodliu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris nepotrebuje termostat. Teplota sa sama prispôsobí jeho pohodliu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva zámky. Dvere sa mu zabezpečujú samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva zámky. Dvere sa mu zabezpečujú samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva otvárač na konzervy. Konzervy sa mu otvárajú samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužíva otvárač na konzervy. Konzervy sa mu otvárajú samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris nepoužíva diaľkové ovládanie. Televízne kanály sa samé prepínajú podľa toho, čo chce sledovať. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris nepoužíva diaľkové ovládanie. Televízne kanály sa samé prepínajú podľa toho, čo chce sledovať.
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