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| Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. | Kare a Chuck Norris e takahi mai i nga matimati. Ka takahia e Chuck Norris nga kaki. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. Kare a Chuck Norris e takahi mai i nga matimati. Ka takahia e Chuck Norris nga kaki.
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| Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te whakatau i te wahine ma te tohu noa ki a ia me te kii 'booya'. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te whakatau i te wahine ma te tohu noa ki a ia me te kii 'booya'.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. | Kare a Chuck Norris e mau ure. HE tiaki ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. Kare a Chuck Norris e mau ure. HE tiaki ia.
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| Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te wikitoria i te takitahi me nga kaari 18 anake. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te wikitoria i te takitahi me nga kaari 18 anake.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e patuiro i te waehere. Ka whakawetihia e ia nga pepeke ki te whakatika i a raatau ano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Kaore a Chuck Norris e patuiro i te waehere. Ka whakawetihia e ia nga pepeke ki te whakatika i a raatau ano.
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| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te pa ki a MC Hammer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te pa ki a MC Hammer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whai mana ki te whakamana i tana tohu. Ko tana tohu kei te mataku kei muhu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whai mana ki te whakamana i tana tohu. Ko tana tohu kei te mataku kei muhu.
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| Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te oma parapara mo tona oranga. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te oma parapara mo tona oranga.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. | Kare a Chuck Norris e pakeke. Ka pakeke haere te wa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. Kare a Chuck Norris e pakeke. Ka pakeke haere te wa.
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| Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tarai i nga tatau hurihuri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tarai i nga tatau hurihuri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. | Kare a Chuck Norris e kai honi. Ka ngaungau e ia nga pi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. Kare a Chuck Norris e kai honi. Ka ngaungau e ia nga pi.
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| Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te patu i o hoa pohewa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te patu i o hoa pohewa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | Kare a Chuck Norris e mākū. Ka riro i te wai a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Kare a Chuck Norris e mākū. Ka riro i te wai a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te here i ona hu ki ona waewae. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te here i ona hu ki ona waewae.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. | Karekau he atarangi a Chuck Norris. Ka whai te pouri i a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. Karekau he atarangi a Chuck Norris. Ka whai te pouri i a ia.
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