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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e ngaru i te ipurangi. Ka ngaru te tukutuku ki a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e ngaru i te ipurangi. Ka ngaru te tukutuku ki a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Kare a Chuck Norris e wera i te ra. Ka wera a Chuck Norris i te ra. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Kare a Chuck Norris e wera i te ra. Ka wera a Chuck Norris i te ra.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakarara i te papa waka. Ka noho waka ia, ka whakarara te tiriti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakarara i te papa waka. Ka noho waka ia, ka whakarara te tiriti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Karekau he DNA a Chuck Norris. Kei a DNA a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Karekau he DNA a Chuck Norris. Kei a DNA a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki a Twitter. Kei te whai ia koe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki a Twitter. Kei te whai ia koe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e heu. Ka whana ia ki tona mata. Ko te mea anake ka taea te tapahi i a Chuck Norris ko Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e heu. Ka whana ia ki tona mata. Ko te mea anake ka taea te tapahi i a Chuck Norris ko Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te hanga i te ahi ahi ma te mirimiri i nga poraka huka e rua. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te hanga i te ahi ahi ma te mirimiri i nga poraka huka e rua.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Karekau he rorohiko a Chuck Norris. He papapātuhi noa e tangi ana ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Karekau he rorohiko a Chuck Norris. He papapātuhi noa e tangi ana ia.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te mahi i te wira i runga i te unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te mahi i te wira i runga i te unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Karekau he makawe o te uma a Chuck Norris. He ngahere riri tona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Karekau he makawe o te uma a Chuck Norris. He ngahere riri tona.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Kare a Chuck Norris e manawa hau. Ka huna te hau ki roto i ona pūkahukahu hei whakamarumaru. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Kare a Chuck Norris e manawa hau. Ka huna te hau ki roto i ona pūkahukahu hei whakamarumaru.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e haere ki runga ipurangi. Ko ia te ipurangi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Kaore a Chuck Norris e haere ki runga ipurangi. Ko ia te ipurangi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i nga raina tiki. Ka mea noa ia, 'Na.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i nga raina tiki. Ka mea noa ia, 'Na.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia he karaka whakaoho. Ko tana pahau he whakaoho i a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia he karaka whakaoho. Ko tana pahau he whakaoho i a ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Kare a Chuck Norris e maharahara ki te whakarereke i tana karaka kia rua nga wa ia tau mo te wa penapena awatea. Ka whiti, ka to te ra i te korero a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Kare a Chuck Norris e maharahara ki te whakarereke i tana karaka kia rua nga wa ia tau mo te wa penapena awatea. Ka whiti, ka to te ra i te korero a Chuck Norris.
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