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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e panui pukapuka. Ka titiro ia ki raro kia whiwhi ia i nga korero e hiahia ana ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Kaore a Chuck Norris e panui pukapuka. Ka titiro ia ki raro kia whiwhi ia i nga korero e hiahia ana ia.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tangi riki. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tangi riki.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Kare a Chuck Norris e kaukau. Ka horoi toto ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Kare a Chuck Norris e kaukau. Ka horoi toto ia.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te mahi ahi me nga poraka huka e rua. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te mahi ahi me nga poraka huka e rua.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Kare a Chuck Norris e mau mohiti. Ko te ra ka mau mohiti Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Kare a Chuck Norris e mau mohiti. Ko te ra ka mau mohiti Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tunu raihi meneti i roto i te 30 hēkona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tunu raihi meneti i roto i te 30 hēkona.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Kare a Chuck Norris e pupuhi. Ka maka ki raro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Kare a Chuck Norris e pupuhi. Ka maka ki raro.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te purei violin me te piana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te purei violin me te piana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Kare a Chuck Norris e mate roro. E mohio ana nga Slurpees ki te wa ka hoki ki raro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Kare a Chuck Norris e mate roro. E mohio ana nga Slurpees ki te wa ka hoki ki raro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e haere ki te hopu. Ko te whakangau he kore. Kei te patu a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Kaore a Chuck Norris e haere ki te hopu. Ko te whakangau he kore. Kei te patu a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te GPS. Me Chuck Norris te GPS. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te GPS. Me Chuck Norris te GPS.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tangi i te Kai hari. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tangi i te Kai hari.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Kare a Chuck Norris e waea i te nama he. Ka tangohia e koe te waea he. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Kare a Chuck Norris e waea i te nama he. Ka tangohia e koe te waea he.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tapahi ma te maripi wera me te pata. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Ka taea e Chuck Norris te tapahi ma te maripi wera me te pata.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e horoi i te wharepaku. Ka mataku ia i te kino. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Kaore a Chuck Norris e horoi i te wharepaku. Ka mataku ia i te kino.
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