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| Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. | Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia pākahiko. Ko nga taputapu hiko e kaha ana ki tona aroaro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence. Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia pākahiko. Ko nga taputapu hiko e kaha ana ki tona aroaro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi mapi. Ka whakatikatika te ao i a ia ano mo tona pai. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi mapi. Ka whakatikatika te ao i a ia ano mo tona pai.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e utu taake. Ka utua e nga taake a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e utu taake. Ka utua e nga taake a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi ararewa. Ka piki nga whare ki te whakatau i a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi ararewa. Ka piki nga whare ki te whakatau i a ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te raihana taraiwa. Ka rere nga waka mo ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te raihana taraiwa. Ka rere nga waka mo ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi kiore rorohiko. Ka whakamahia e te kiore a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi kiore rorohiko. Ka whakamahia e te kiore a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. | Kare a Chuck Norris e patuki i nga tatau. Patoto tatau mo Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris. Kare a Chuck Norris e patuki i nga tatau. Patoto tatau mo Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakatuwhera kuaha. Ka tuwhera nga tatau mo Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakatuwhera kuaha. Ka tuwhera nga tatau mo Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. | Kare a Chuck Norris e inu kawhe. Ka inu kawhe a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris. Kare a Chuck Norris e inu kawhe. Ka inu kawhe a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te tunu. Ka tunu te kai i tona aroaro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te tunu. Ka tunu te kai i tona aroaro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whiwhi tikiti waka. Ka whakawhiwhia e nga pirihimana ki a ia nga tohu mo te waka auaha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whiwhi tikiti waka. Ka whakawhiwhia e nga pirihimana ki a ia nga tohu mo te waka auaha.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. | Kare a Chuck Norris e haere ki te whare takaro. Ka tae mai te whare takaro ki Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris. Kare a Chuck Norris e haere ki te whare takaro. Ka tae mai te whare takaro ki Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. | Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia he parachute ki te ruku rangi. Ka hopu noa ia i tetahi manu e haere ana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird. Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia he parachute ki te ruku rangi. Ka hopu noa ia i tetahi manu e haere ana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te taki takikupu. Mena ka pohehe ia i tetahi kupu, ka huri te papakupu i te takikupu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te taki takikupu. Mena ka pohehe ia i tetahi kupu, ka huri te papakupu i te takikupu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki a Google. Ko ia te miihini rapu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki a Google. Ko ia te miihini rapu.
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