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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te whakakoi pene. Ko nga pene e whakakoi ana mo ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te whakakoi pene. Ko nga pene e whakakoi ana mo ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te tatau tatau. Ka tatau nga tau mo ia ano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te tatau tatau. Ka tatau nga tau mo ia ano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi karu. Ka whakatata atu nga whetu kia kite ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi karu. Ka whakatata atu nga whetu kia kite ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te hopuoro. Ka kaha ake tona reo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Kaore a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te hopuoro. Ka kaha ake tona reo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te taima. Ko te wa e kiia ana mo ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te taima. Ko te wa e kiia ana mo ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia tohu tohu. Ka maumahara nga pukapuka ki te wahi i mutu ai tana panui. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia tohu tohu. Ka maumahara nga pukapuka ki te wahi i mutu ai tana panui.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi tauine. Ka ine te taumaha ki a ia ano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi tauine. Ka ine te taumaha ki a ia ano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Karekau a Chuck Norris e hiahia kāpehu. Ko te Taitokerau kei hea e tohu ana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Karekau a Chuck Norris e hiahia kāpehu. Ko te Taitokerau kei hea e tohu ana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi maramataka. Ka whakarite nga ra ki a ia ano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi maramataka. Ka whakarite nga ra ki a ia ano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia rama rama. Ka whakamarama te pouri mona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Kare a Chuck Norris e hiahia rama rama. Ka whakamarama te pouri mona.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi hamarara. Ka huri te ua ki te karo i a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi hamarara. Ka huri te ua ki te karo i a ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Karekau a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te whakamaarama. Ka whakatika te pāmahana ki tana whakamarie. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Karekau a Chuck Norris e hiahia ki te whakamaarama. Ka whakatika te pāmahana ki tana whakamarie.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi raka. Ko nga tatau ka mau ki a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi raka. Ko nga tatau ka mau ki a ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te whakatuwhera keena. Ka tuwhera a Cans ki a ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Kare a Chuck Norris e whakamahi i te whakatuwhera keena. Ka tuwhera a Cans ki a ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi mana mamao. Ka huri nga hongere pouaka whakaata i a ratou ano ki nga mea e hiahia ana ia ki te matakitaki. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Kaore a Chuck Norris e whakamahi mana mamao. Ka huri nga hongere pouaka whakaata i a ratou ano ki nga mea e hiahia ana ia ki te matakitaki.
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