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| Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatak sa paa. Humakbang si Chuck Norris sa mga leeg. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatak sa paa. Humakbang si Chuck Norris sa mga leeg.
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| Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. | Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang isang babae na climax sa pamamagitan lamang ng pagturo sa kanya at pagsasabi ng 'booya'. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang isang babae na climax sa pamamagitan lamang ng pagturo sa kanya at pagsasabi ng 'booya'.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. | Hindi nagsusuot ng condom si Chuck Norris. Siya ay proteksyon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. Hindi nagsusuot ng condom si Chuck Norris. Siya ay proteksyon.
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| Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. | Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa solitaire na may 18 card lamang. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa solitaire na may 18 card lamang.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. | Hindi nagde-debug ng code si Chuck Norris. Tinatakot niya ang mga bug sa pag-aayos ng kanilang sarili. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Hindi nagde-debug ng code si Chuck Norris. Tinatakot niya ang mga bug sa pag-aayos ng kanilang sarili.
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| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | Maaaring hawakan ni Chuck Norris ang MC Hammer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Maaaring hawakan ni Chuck Norris ang MC Hammer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. | Hindi kailangang i-validate ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang markup. Ang kanyang markup ay natatakot na maging hindi wasto. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Hindi kailangang i-validate ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang markup. Ang kanyang markup ay natatakot na maging hindi wasto.
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| Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. | Chuck Norris ay maaaring gumawa ng paraplegic run para sa kanyang buhay. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Chuck Norris ay maaaring gumawa ng paraplegic run para sa kanyang buhay.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. | Hindi tumatanda si Chuck Norris. Tumatanda ang oras. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. Hindi tumatanda si Chuck Norris. Tumatanda ang oras.
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| Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | Maaaring isara ni Chuck Norris ang mga umiikot na pinto. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Maaaring isara ni Chuck Norris ang mga umiikot na pinto.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kumakain ng pulot. Ngumunguya siya ng mga bubuyog. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kumakain ng pulot. Ngumunguya siya ng mga bubuyog.
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| Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. | Maaaring patayin ni Chuck Norris ang iyong mga haka-haka na kaibigan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Maaaring patayin ni Chuck Norris ang iyong mga haka-haka na kaibigan.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | Hindi nababasa si Chuck Norris. Nakuha ng tubig si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Hindi nababasa si Chuck Norris. Nakuha ng tubig si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. | Maaaring itali ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang sapatos gamit ang kanyang mga paa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Maaaring itali ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang sapatos gamit ang kanyang mga paa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. | Walang anino si Chuck Norris. Sinusundan siya ng dilim. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. Walang anino si Chuck Norris. Sinusundan siya ng dilim.
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