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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsu-surf sa web. Ang web ay nagsu-surf kay Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsu-surf sa web. Ang web ay nagsu-surf kay Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nakakakuha ng sunburn. Nasunog si Chuck Norris dahil sa araw. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nakakakuha ng sunburn. Nasunog si Chuck Norris dahil sa araw.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Hindi parallel park si Chuck Norris. Siya ay pumarada at ang kalye ay nagiging parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Hindi parallel park si Chuck Norris. Siya ay pumarada at ang kalye ay nagiging parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Walang DNA si Chuck Norris. May Chuck Norris ang DNA. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Walang DNA si Chuck Norris. May Chuck Norris ang DNA.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng Twitter. Sinusundan ka na niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng Twitter. Sinusundan ka na niya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-aahit. Sinisipa niya ang sarili sa mukha. Ang tanging makaka-cut kay Chuck Norris ay si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-aahit. Sinisipa niya ang sarili sa mukha. Ang tanging makaka-cut kay Chuck Norris ay si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Maaaring gumawa ng campfire si Chuck Norris sa pamamagitan ng paghagod ng dalawang ice cube. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Maaaring gumawa ng campfire si Chuck Norris sa pamamagitan ng paghagod ng dalawang ice cube.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Walang computer si Chuck Norris. Isang keyboard lang ang sinisigawan niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Walang computer si Chuck Norris. Isang keyboard lang ang sinisigawan niya.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang wheelie sa isang unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang wheelie sa isang unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Si Chuck Norris ay walang buhok sa dibdib. Siya ay may kagubatan ng galit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Si Chuck Norris ay walang buhok sa dibdib. Siya ay may kagubatan ng galit.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi humihinga ng hangin. Ang hangin ay nagtatago sa kanyang mga baga para sa proteksyon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi humihinga ng hangin. Ang hangin ay nagtatago sa kanyang mga baga para sa proteksyon.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi pumupunta sa internet. Siya ang internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi pumupunta sa internet. Siya ang internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Hindi gumagamit ng pickup lines si Chuck Norris. Sabi lang niya, 'Ngayon.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Hindi gumagamit ng pickup lines si Chuck Norris. Sabi lang niya, 'Ngayon.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng alarm clock. Ang balbas niya ang gumigising sa kanya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng alarm clock. Ang balbas niya ang gumigising sa kanya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kailangang mag-alala tungkol sa pagpapalit ng kanyang orasan dalawang beses sa isang taon para sa daylight savings time. Ang araw ay sumisikat at lumulubog nang sabihin ito ni Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kailangang mag-alala tungkol sa pagpapalit ng kanyang orasan dalawang beses sa isang taon para sa daylight savings time. Ang araw ay sumisikat at lumulubog nang sabihin ito ni Chuck Norris.
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