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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagbabasa ng mga libro. Tinitigan niya ang mga ito hanggang sa makuha niya ang impormasyong gusto niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagbabasa ng mga libro. Tinitigan niya ang mga ito hanggang sa makuha niya ang impormasyong gusto niya.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng mga sibuyas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng mga sibuyas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi naliligo. Siya ay nagpapaligo ng dugo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi naliligo. Siya ay nagpapaligo ng dugo.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Maaaring gumawa ng apoy si Chuck Norris gamit ang dalawang ice cube. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Maaaring gumawa ng apoy si Chuck Norris gamit ang dalawang ice cube.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsusuot ng salaming pang-araw. Nakasuot ng Chuck Norris glasses ang araw. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsusuot ng salaming pang-araw. Nakasuot ng Chuck Norris glasses ang araw.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Maaaring magluto ng minutong kanin si Chuck Norris sa loob ng 30 segundo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Maaaring magluto ng minutong kanin si Chuck Norris sa loob ng 30 segundo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Hindi sumuka si Chuck Norris. Ibinabato niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Hindi sumuka si Chuck Norris. Ibinabato niya.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Marunong tumugtog ng violin si Chuck Norris gamit ang piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Marunong tumugtog ng violin si Chuck Norris gamit ang piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Hindi nakaka-brain freeze si Chuck Norris. Alam ng mga Slurpee kung kailan aatras. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Hindi nakaka-brain freeze si Chuck Norris. Alam ng mga Slurpee kung kailan aatras.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nangangaso. Ang pangangaso ay nagpapahiwatig ng kabiguan. Pumapatay si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nangangaso. Ang pangangaso ay nagpapahiwatig ng kabiguan. Pumapatay si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng GPS. Kailangan ng GPS si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng GPS. Kailangan ng GPS si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Hindi nagdial ng maling numero si Chuck Norris. Maling telepono ang kinuha mo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Hindi nagdial ng maling numero si Chuck Norris. Maling telepono ang kinuha mo.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Maaaring maghiwa si Chuck Norris sa isang mainit na kutsilyo na may mantikilya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Maaaring maghiwa si Chuck Norris sa isang mainit na kutsilyo na may mantikilya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-flush ng banyo. Tinatakot niya ang kalokohan nito. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-flush ng banyo. Tinatakot niya ang kalokohan nito.
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