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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa isang laro ng Connect Four sa tatlong galaw lamang. Details

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa isang laro ng Connect Four sa tatlong galaw lamang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark. Hindi binubuksan ni Chuck Norris ang mga ilaw. Pinapatay niya ang dilim. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark.

Hindi binubuksan ni Chuck Norris ang mga ilaw. Pinapatay niya ang dilim.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring bumuo ng isang taong yari sa niyebe mula sa ulan. Details

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring bumuo ng isang taong yari sa niyebe mula sa ulan.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. Hindi nag bowl strike si Chuck Norris. Natumba lang niya ang isang pin at ang siyam ay nahimatay. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Hindi nag bowl strike si Chuck Norris. Natumba lang niya ang isang pin at ang siyam ay nahimatay.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Maaaring sunugin ni Chuck Norris ang mga langgam gamit ang magnifying glass. Sa gabi. Details

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Maaaring sunugin ni Chuck Norris ang mga langgam gamit ang magnifying glass. Sa gabi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagkakaroon ng frostbite. Kinagat ni Chuck Norris ang hamog na nagyelo. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagkakaroon ng frostbite. Kinagat ni Chuck Norris ang hamog na nagyelo.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon. Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring magpiga ng orange juice mula sa isang lemon. Details

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring magpiga ng orange juice mula sa isang lemon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatawag sa maling numero. Maling telepono ang sinagot mo. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatawag sa maling numero. Maling telepono ang sinagot mo.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Maaaring sakalin ka ni Chuck Norris gamit ang isang cordless phone. Details

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Maaaring sakalin ka ni Chuck Norris gamit ang isang cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Maaaring lunurin ni Chuck Norris ang isang isda. Details

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Maaaring lunurin ni Chuck Norris ang isang isda.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Maaaring pumatay ng dalawang bato si Chuck Norris sa isang ibon. Details

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Maaaring pumatay ng dalawang bato si Chuck Norris sa isang ibon.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Naririnig ni Chuck Norris ang sign language. Details

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Naririnig ni Chuck Norris ang sign language.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Maaaring tanggalin ni Chuck Norris ang Recycling Bin. Details

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Maaaring tanggalin ni Chuck Norris ang Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Hindi natutulog si Chuck Norris. Naghihintay siya. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Hindi natutulog si Chuck Norris. Naghihintay siya.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring mag-unscramble ng isang itlog. Details

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring mag-unscramble ng isang itlog.
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