# Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts in Tagalog # This file is distributed under the same license as the Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts package. msgid "" msgstr "" "PO-Revision-Date: 2026-01-08 22:17:01+0000\n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" "Plural-Forms: nplurals=2; plural=n != 1;\n" "X-Generator: GlotPress/4.0.3\n" "Language: tl_PH\n" "Project-Id-Version: Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts\n" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:253 msgid "About Chuck Norris" msgstr "Tungkol kay Chuck Norris" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:196 msgid "Chuck Norris Fact:" msgstr "Katotohanan ni Chuck Norris:" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:164 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng page builder si Chuck Norris. Ang mga pixel ay nag-aayos ng kanilang mga sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:163 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng gunting. Pinutol ng papel ang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:162 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng martilyo. Nails drive ang kanilang mga sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:161 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng paper clip si Chuck Norris. Inayos ng mga dokumento ang kanilang mga sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:160 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng phone book. Ang mga numero ay kabisado ang kanilang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:159 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng stapler. Ang mga papel ay nakakabit para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:158 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng ruler. Inaayos ng mga sukat ang kanilang mga sarili sa kanyang mga pamantayan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:157 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng pambura. Ang mga pagkakamali ay itinatama ang kanilang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:156 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng salamin. Lumilitaw ang mga pagmumuni-muni kung saan niya gusto ang mga ito." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:155 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng toothbrush. Naglilinis ang kanyang mga ngipin." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:154 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng unan. Ang kanyang ulo ay lumilikha ng sarili nitong kaginhawahan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:153 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng pambukas ng bote. Binubuksan siya ng mga bote." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:152 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng upuan. Pinoposisyon ng muwebles ang sarili para sa kanyang kaginhawaan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:151 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng pencil sharpener si Chuck Norris. Pinatalas ng mga lapis ang kanilang mga sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:150 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng calculator. Kinakalkula ng mga numero ang kanilang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:149 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng teleskopyo. Papalapit ang mga bituin para makita niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:148 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng mikropono. Lumalakas ang boses niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:147 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng timer. Ang oras ay nagbibilang mismo para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:146 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng bookmark. Naaalala ng mga libro kung saan siya tumigil sa pagbabasa." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:145 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng sukat. Sinusukat ng timbang ang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:144 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng compass. Ang North ay kung saan man niya ituro." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:143 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng kalendaryo si Chuck Norris. Ang mga araw ay nag-iskedyul ng kanilang sarili sa paligid niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:142 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng flashlight. Ang dilim ay nagliliwanag sa sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:141 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng mga payong. Nag-iiba ng direksyon ang ulan para makaiwas sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:140 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng thermostat. Inaayos ng temperatura ang sarili sa kanyang kaginhawaan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:139 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng mga kandado. Ang mga pintuan ay sinisiguro ang kanilang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:138 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng pambukas ng lata. Binuksan ng mga lata ang kanilang sarili para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:137 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng remote control si Chuck Norris. Binabago ng mga channel sa TV ang kanilang mga sarili sa kung ano ang gusto niyang panoorin." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:136 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng mga baterya. Ang mga elektronikong aparato ay nagpapalakas sa kanilang sarili sa kanyang presensya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:135 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng mga mapa. Ang mundo ay muling inaayos ang sarili para sa kanyang kaginhawahan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:134 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." msgstr "Hindi nagbabayad ng buwis si Chuck Norris. Binabayaran ng mga buwis si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:133 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng elevator si Chuck Norris. Tumataas ang mga gusali upang salubungin siya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:132 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng lisensya sa pagmamaneho. Ang mga kotse ay nagmamaneho para sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:131 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagamit ng computer mouse. Ginagamit ng mouse si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:130 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kumakatok sa mga pinto. Kumakatok ang mga pinto para kay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:129 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Hindi nagbubukas ng pinto si Chuck Norris. Bumukas ang mga pinto para kay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:128 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi umiinom ng kape. Uminom ng kape si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:127 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng recipe. Ang pagkain ay nagluluto sa kanyang harapan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:126 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nakakakuha ng mga tiket sa paradahan. Ang pulis ay nagbibigay sa kanya ng mga parangal para sa malikhaing paradahan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:125 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi pumupunta sa gym. Dumating ang gym kay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:124 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng parachute para mag-skydive. Hinawakan lang niya ang isang dumaan na ibon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:123 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng spell check si Chuck Norris. Kung mali ang spelling niya ng salita, babaguhin ng diksyunaryo ang spelling." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:122 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ang Google. Siya ang search engine." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:121 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsu-surf sa web. Ang web ay nagsu-surf kay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:120 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nakakakuha ng sunburn. Nasunog si Chuck Norris dahil sa araw." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:119 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." msgstr "Hindi parallel park si Chuck Norris. Siya ay pumarada at ang kalye ay nagiging parallel." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:118 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." msgstr "Walang DNA si Chuck Norris. May Chuck Norris ang DNA." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:117 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng Twitter. Sinusundan ka na niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:116 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-aahit. Sinisipa niya ang sarili sa mukha. Ang tanging makaka-cut kay Chuck Norris ay si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:115 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." msgstr "Maaaring gumawa ng campfire si Chuck Norris sa pamamagitan ng paghagod ng dalawang ice cube." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:114 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." msgstr "Walang computer si Chuck Norris. Isang keyboard lang ang sinisigawan niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:113 msgid "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." msgstr "Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang wheelie sa isang unicycle." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:112 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay walang buhok sa dibdib. Siya ay may kagubatan ng galit." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:111 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi humihinga ng hangin. Ang hangin ay nagtatago sa kanyang mga baga para sa proteksyon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:110 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi pumupunta sa internet. Siya ang internet." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:109 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" msgstr "Hindi gumagamit ng pickup lines si Chuck Norris. Sabi lang niya, 'Ngayon.'" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:108 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng alarm clock. Ang balbas niya ang gumigising sa kanya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:107 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kailangang mag-alala tungkol sa pagpapalit ng kanyang orasan dalawang beses sa isang taon para sa daylight savings time. Ang araw ay sumisikat at lumulubog nang sabihin ito ni Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:106 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatak sa paa. Humakbang si Chuck Norris sa mga leeg." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:105 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." msgstr "Magagawa ni Chuck Norris ang isang babae na climax sa pamamagitan lamang ng pagturo sa kanya at pagsasabi ng 'booya'." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:104 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." msgstr "Hindi nagsusuot ng condom si Chuck Norris. Siya ay proteksyon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:103 msgid "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." msgstr "Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa solitaire na may 18 card lamang." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:102 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." msgstr "Hindi nagde-debug ng code si Chuck Norris. Tinatakot niya ang mga bug sa pag-aayos ng kanilang sarili." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:101 msgid "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." msgstr "Maaaring hawakan ni Chuck Norris ang MC Hammer." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:100 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." msgstr "Hindi kailangang i-validate ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang markup. Ang kanyang markup ay natatakot na maging hindi wasto." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:99 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." msgstr "Chuck Norris ay maaaring gumawa ng paraplegic run para sa kanyang buhay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:98 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." msgstr "Hindi tumatanda si Chuck Norris. Tumatanda ang oras." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:97 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." msgstr "Maaaring isara ni Chuck Norris ang mga umiikot na pinto." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:96 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi kumakain ng pulot. Ngumunguya siya ng mga bubuyog." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:95 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." msgstr "Maaaring patayin ni Chuck Norris ang iyong mga haka-haka na kaibigan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:94 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." msgstr "Hindi nababasa si Chuck Norris. Nakuha ng tubig si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:93 msgid "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." msgstr "Maaaring itali ni Chuck Norris ang kanyang sapatos gamit ang kanyang mga paa." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:92 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." msgstr "Walang anino si Chuck Norris. Sinusundan siya ng dilim." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:91 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagbabasa ng mga libro. Tinitigan niya ang mga ito hanggang sa makuha niya ang impormasyong gusto niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:90 msgid "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." msgstr "Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng mga sibuyas." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:89 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi naliligo. Siya ay nagpapaligo ng dugo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:88 msgid "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." msgstr "Maaaring gumawa ng apoy si Chuck Norris gamit ang dalawang ice cube." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:87 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagsusuot ng salaming pang-araw. Nakasuot ng Chuck Norris glasses ang araw." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:86 msgid "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." msgstr "Maaaring magluto ng minutong kanin si Chuck Norris sa loob ng 30 segundo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:85 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." msgstr "Hindi sumuka si Chuck Norris. Ibinabato niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:84 msgid "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." msgstr "Marunong tumugtog ng violin si Chuck Norris gamit ang piano." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:83 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." msgstr "Hindi nakaka-brain freeze si Chuck Norris. Alam ng mga Slurpee kung kailan aatras." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:82 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nangangaso. Ang pangangaso ay nagpapahiwatig ng kabiguan. Pumapatay si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:81 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Hindi kailangan ni Chuck Norris ng GPS. Kailangan ng GPS si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:80 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." msgstr "Nakakaiyak si Chuck Norris ng Happy Meal." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:79 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." msgstr "Hindi nagdial ng maling numero si Chuck Norris. Maling telepono ang kinuha mo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:78 msgid "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." msgstr "Maaaring maghiwa si Chuck Norris sa isang mainit na kutsilyo na may mantikilya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:77 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nag-flush ng banyo. Tinatakot niya ang kalokohan nito." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:76 msgid "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." msgstr "Maaaring manalo si Chuck Norris sa isang laro ng Connect Four sa tatlong galaw lamang." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:75 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." msgstr "Hindi binubuksan ni Chuck Norris ang mga ilaw. Pinapatay niya ang dilim." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:74 msgid "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring bumuo ng isang taong yari sa niyebe mula sa ulan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:73 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." msgstr "Hindi nag bowl strike si Chuck Norris. Natumba lang niya ang isang pin at ang siyam ay nahimatay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:72 msgid "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." msgstr "Maaaring sunugin ni Chuck Norris ang mga langgam gamit ang magnifying glass. Sa gabi." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:71 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi nagkakaroon ng frostbite. Kinagat ni Chuck Norris ang hamog na nagyelo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:70 msgid "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring magpiga ng orange juice mula sa isang lemon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:69 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi tumatawag sa maling numero. Maling telepono ang sinagot mo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:68 msgid "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." msgstr "Maaaring sakalin ka ni Chuck Norris gamit ang isang cordless phone." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:67 msgid "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." msgstr "Maaaring lunurin ni Chuck Norris ang isang isda." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:66 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." msgstr "Maaaring pumatay ng dalawang bato si Chuck Norris sa isang ibon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:65 msgid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." msgstr "Naririnig ni Chuck Norris ang sign language." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:64 msgid "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." msgstr "Maaaring tanggalin ni Chuck Norris ang Recycling Bin." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:63 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." msgstr "Hindi natutulog si Chuck Norris. Naghihintay siya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:62 msgid "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring mag-unscramble ng isang itlog." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:61 msgid "Chuck Norris can speak braille." msgstr "Marunong magsalita ng braille si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:60 msgid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." msgstr "Nagbilang si Chuck Norris hanggang sa infinity. Dalawang beses." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:59 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring isara ang isang umiikot na pinto." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:58 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." msgstr "Hindi nagsusuot ng relo si Chuck Norris. SIYA ang nagpapasya kung anong oras na." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:57 msgid "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay maaaring hatiin sa zero." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:56 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris ay hindi gumagawa ng mga push-up. Itinulak niya ang Earth pababa." #. Author URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com" #. Author of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite" #. Description of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." msgstr "Ipakita ang mga random na katotohanan ng Chuck Norris sa WordPress admin panel. Kapag na-activate, random kang makakakita ng Chuck Norris fact sa kanang itaas ng iyong admin screen sa bawat page." #. Plugin URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" #. Plugin Name of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts"