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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ma dhex galo shabakada Shabakadu waxay ku socotaa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ma dhex galo shabakada Shabakadu waxay ku socotaa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ma helo gubasho. Qorraxdu waxay helaysaa gubasho Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn.

Chuck Norris ma helo gubasho. Qorraxdu waxay helaysaa gubasho Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris ma barbar dhigo baarkinka. Wuu dhigaa, jidkuna wuu is barbar socdaa. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel.

Chuck Norris ma barbar dhigo baarkinka. Wuu dhigaa, jidkuna wuu is barbar socdaa.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ma haysto DNA. DNA waxay leedahay Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ma haysto DNA. DNA waxay leedahay Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris uma baahna Twitter. Durba wuu ku daba socdaa. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you.

Chuck Norris uma baahna Twitter. Durba wuu ku daba socdaa.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ma xiirto Wejiga ayuu isku laaday. Waxa kaliya ee goyn kara Chuck Norris waa Chuck Norris. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ma xiirto Wejiga ayuu isku laaday. Waxa kaliya ee goyn kara Chuck Norris waa Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris waxa uu samayn karaa dabka kaamka isaga oo isku xoqaya laba xabo oo barafka ah. Details

Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris waxa uu samayn karaa dabka kaamka isaga oo isku xoqaya laba xabo oo barafka ah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris ma haysto kombiyuutar. Keliya kiiboodhka uu ku qaylinayo. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at.

Chuck Norris ma haysto kombiyuutar. Keliya kiiboodhka uu ku qaylinayo.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris waxa uu ku samayn karaa wheelie-ka baaskiilka. Details

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris waxa uu ku samayn karaa wheelie-ka baaskiilka.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris ma laha timo laabta. Waxa uu leeyahay kayn cadho. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury.

Chuck Norris ma laha timo laabta. Waxa uu leeyahay kayn cadho.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ma neefsado hawo. Hawadu waxay ku dhuuntaa sambabkiisa difaac. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

Chuck Norris ma neefsado hawo. Hawadu waxay ku dhuuntaa sambabkiisa difaac.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ma galo internetka. Isagu waa internetka. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet.

Chuck Norris ma galo internetka. Isagu waa internetka.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ma isticmaalo khadadka qaadista. Wuxuu si fudud u leeyahay, 'Hadda.' Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'

Chuck Norris ma isticmaalo khadadka qaadista. Wuxuu si fudud u leeyahay, 'Hadda.'
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris uma baahna saacad alaarmiga. Gadhka ayaa ka kiciyey. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up.

Chuck Norris uma baahna saacad alaarmiga. Gadhka ayaa ka kiciyey.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris kama werwero inuu beddelo saacaddiisa sannadkii laba jeer wakhtiga kaydinta iftiinka maalinta. Qorraxdu way soo baxdaa oo way dhacdaa marka Chuck Norris uu u sheego. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to.

Chuck Norris kama werwero inuu beddelo saacaddiisa sannadkii laba jeer wakhtiga kaydinta iftiinka maalinta. Qorraxdu way soo baxdaa oo way dhacdaa marka Chuck Norris uu u sheego.
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