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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris ma akhriyo buugaagta. Hoos ayuu u eegayaa ilaa uu ka helayo xogta uu rabo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris ma akhriyo buugaagta. Hoos ayuu u eegayaa ilaa uu ka helayo xogta uu rabo.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris wuxuu ka dhigi karaa basasha. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris wuxuu ka dhigi karaa basasha.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris ma qubeysato. Dhiig buu ka qubeeyaa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris ma qubeysato. Dhiig buu ka qubeeyaa.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris wuxuu dab ku samayn karaa laba xabbadood oo baraf ah. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris wuxuu dab ku samayn karaa laba xabbadood oo baraf ah.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris ma xidho muraayadaha indhaha. Qorraxdu waxay xidhataa muraayadaha Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris ma xidho muraayadaha indhaha. Qorraxdu waxay xidhataa muraayadaha Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris wuxuu ku karsan karaa bariis daqiiqad ah 30 ilbiriqsi gudahood. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris wuxuu ku karsan karaa bariis daqiiqad ah 30 ilbiriqsi gudahood.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris ma tuurto. Wuu tuurayaa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris ma tuurto. Wuu tuurayaa.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris wuxuu ku ciyaari karaa violin-ka isagoo wata biyaano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris wuxuu ku ciyaari karaa violin-ka isagoo wata biyaano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris ma qabo baraf maskaxeed. Slurpees waxay yaqaanaan marka ay dib u noqdaan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris ma qabo baraf maskaxeed. Slurpees waxay yaqaanaan marka ay dib u noqdaan.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris ma tago ugaarsi. Ugaarsigu wuxuu tusinayaa guuldarro. Chuck Norris wuu dilay. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ma tago ugaarsi. Ugaarsigu wuxuu tusinayaa guuldarro. Chuck Norris wuu dilay.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris uma baahna GPS. GPS-ku wuxuu u baahan yahay Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris uma baahna GPS. GPS-ku wuxuu u baahan yahay Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris wuxuu samayn karaa oohin Cuntada Farxada leh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris wuxuu samayn karaa oohin Cuntada Farxada leh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ma garaaco lambarka khaldan. Waxaad ka qaadanaysaa telefoon khaldan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ma garaaco lambarka khaldan. Waxaad ka qaadanaysaa telefoon khaldan.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris wuxuu gooyn karaa mindi kulul subag. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris wuxuu gooyn karaa mindi kulul subag.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris ma nadiifiyo musqusha. Wuxuu ka bajiyaa xumaanta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris ma nadiifiyo musqusha. Wuxuu ka bajiyaa xumaanta.
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