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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Čaks Noriss nesērfo tīmeklī. Tīmeklī sērfo Čaks Noriss. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Čaks Noriss nesērfo tīmeklī. Tīmeklī sērfo Čaks Noriss.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Čaks Noriss nesaņem saules apdegumus. Čaks Noriss apdeg no saules. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Čaks Noriss nesaņem saules apdegumus. Čaks Noriss apdeg no saules.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Čaks Noriss neparko paralēli. Viņš novieto automašīnu, un iela kļūst paralēla. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Čaks Noriss neparko paralēli. Viņš novieto automašīnu, un iela kļūst paralēla.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Čakam Norisam nav DNS. DNS ir Čakam Norisam. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Čakam Norisam nav DNS. DNS ir Čakam Norisam.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Čakam Norisam nav nepieciešams Twitter. Viņš jau seko jums. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Čakam Norisam nav nepieciešams Twitter. Viņš jau seko jums.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Čaks Noriss neskujas. Viņš sit sev pa seju. Vienīgais, kas var sagriezt Čaku Norisu, ir Čaks Noriss. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Čaks Noriss neskujas. Viņš sit sev pa seju. Vienīgais, kas var sagriezt Čaku Norisu, ir Čaks Noriss.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Čaks Noriss var iekurt ugunskuru, berzējot divus ledus gabaliņus kopā. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Čaks Noriss var iekurt ugunskuru, berzējot divus ledus gabaliņus kopā.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Čakam Norisam nav datora. Tikai tastatūra, uz kuras viņš kliedz. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Čakam Norisam nav datora. Tikai tastatūra, uz kuras viņš kliedz.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Čaks Noriss var veikt apli ar vienriteni. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Čaks Noriss var veikt apli ar vienriteni.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Čakam Norisam nav krūšu apmatojuma. Viņam ir mežs no niknuma. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Čakam Norisam nav krūšu apmatojuma. Viņam ir mežs no niknuma.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Čaks Noriss neelpo gaisu. Gaiss slēpjas viņa plaušās, lai pasargātu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Čaks Noriss neelpo gaisu. Gaiss slēpjas viņa plaušās, lai pasargātu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Čaks Noriss neiesaistās internetā. Viņš IR internets. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Čaks Noriss neiesaistās internetā. Viņš IR internets.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Čaks Noriss nelieto pikšķerēšanas frāzes. Viņš vienkārši saka: "Tagad. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Čaks Noriss nelieto pikšķerēšanas frāzes. Viņš vienkārši saka: "Tagad.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Čakam Norisam nav nepieciešams modinātājs. Viņu modina viņa bārda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Čakam Norisam nav nepieciešams modinātājs. Viņu modina viņa bārda.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Čakam Norisam nav jāuztraucas par pulksteņa maiņu divas reizes gadā, lai piemērotu vasaras laiku. Saule ceļas un riet, kad Čaks Noriss to liek. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Čakam Norisam nav jāuztraucas par pulksteņa maiņu divas reizes gadā, lai piemērotu vasaras laiku. Saule ceļas un riet, kad Čaks Noriss to liek.
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