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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. チャック・ノリスは本を読まない。欲しい情報が手に入るまで、じっと目を凝らすのだ。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

チャック・ノリスは本を読まない。欲しい情報が手に入るまで、じっと目を凝らすのだ。
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. チャック・ノリスは玉ねぎを泣かせることができる。 Details

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

チャック・ノリスは玉ねぎを泣かせることができる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. チャック・ノリスはシャワーを浴びない。彼は血風呂に入る。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths.

チャック・ノリスはシャワーを浴びない。彼は血風呂に入る。
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. チャック・ノリスは氷2つで火を起こせる。 Details

Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes.

チャック・ノリスは氷2つで火を起こせる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. チャック・ノリスはサングラスをかけない。太陽はチャック・ノリスの眼鏡をかけている。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.

チャック・ノリスはサングラスをかけない。太陽はチャック・ノリスの眼鏡をかけている。
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. チャック・ノリスは分づき米を30秒で炊ける。 Details

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

チャック・ノリスは分づき米を30秒で炊ける。
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. チャック・ノリスは吐かない。吐くんだ。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down.

チャック・ノリスは吐かない。吐くんだ。
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. チャック・ノリスはピアノでバイオリンを弾ける。 Details

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

チャック・ノリスはピアノでバイオリンを弾ける。
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. チャック・ノリスは脳凍結にならない。スラーピーは引き際を心得ている。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down.

チャック・ノリスは脳凍結にならない。スラーピーは引き際を心得ている。
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. チャック・ノリスは狩りに行かない。狩りは失敗を意味する。チャック・ノリスは殺しに行く。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

チャック・ノリスは狩りに行かない。狩りは失敗を意味する。チャック・ノリスは殺しに行く。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. チャック・ノリスにGPSは必要ない。GPSにはチャック・ノリスが必要なのだ。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris.

チャック・ノリスにGPSは必要ない。GPSにはチャック・ノリスが必要なのだ。
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. チャック・ノリスはハッピーミールを泣かせることができる。 Details

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

チャック・ノリスはハッピーミールを泣かせることができる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. チャック・ノリスは番号を間違えない。あなたが間違った電話に出るのです。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

チャック・ノリスは番号を間違えない。あなたが間違った電話に出るのです。
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. チャック・ノリスは熱いナイフをバターで切り裂くことができる。 Details

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

チャック・ノリスは熱いナイフをバターで切り裂くことができる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. チャック・ノリスはトイレを流さない。彼はトイレを脅かすんだ。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

チャック・ノリスはトイレを流さない。彼はトイレを脅かすんだ。
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