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| Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. | ʻAʻole hehi ʻo Chuck Norris i nā manamana wāwae. He wāwae ʻo Chuck Norris ma nā ʻāʻī. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. ʻAʻole hehi ʻo Chuck Norris i nā manamana wāwae. He wāwae ʻo Chuck Norris ma nā ʻāʻī.
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| Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻonui i ka wahine ma ke kuhikuhi ʻana iā ia me ka ʻōlelo 'booya'. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻonui i ka wahine ma ke kuhikuhi ʻana iā ia me ka ʻōlelo 'booya'.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. | ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris i ka condom. He pale ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris i ka condom. He pale ia.
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| Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke lanakila ma solitaire me nā kāleka 18 wale nō. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke lanakila ma solitaire me nā kāleka 18 wale nō.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. | ʻAʻole ʻae ʻo Chuck Norris i ka code debug. Hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i nā pōpoki e hoʻoponopono iā lākou iho. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. ʻAʻole ʻae ʻo Chuck Norris i ka code debug. Hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i nā pōpoki e hoʻoponopono iā lākou iho.
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| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻopā iā MC Hammer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻopā iā MC Hammer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. | ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris e hōʻoia i kāna markup. Makaʻu ʻo kāna markup i mea ʻole. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris e hōʻoia i kāna markup. Makaʻu ʻo kāna markup i mea ʻole.
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| Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ka holo paraplegic no kona ola. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ka holo paraplegic no kona ola.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. | ʻAʻole makahiki ʻo Chuck Norris. Ke ulu nei ka manawa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. ʻAʻole makahiki ʻo Chuck Norris. Ke ulu nei ka manawa.
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| Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke paʻi i nā pani puka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke paʻi i nā pani puka.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. | ʻAʻole ʻai ʻo Chuck Norris i ka meli. Nau ʻo ia i ka nalo meli. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. ʻAʻole ʻai ʻo Chuck Norris i ka meli. Nau ʻo ia i ka nalo meli.
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| Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke pepehi i kāu mau hoaaloha noʻonoʻo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke pepehi i kāu mau hoaaloha noʻonoʻo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | ʻAʻole pulu ʻo Chuck Norris. Loaʻa ka wai iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. ʻAʻole pulu ʻo Chuck Norris. Loaʻa ka wai iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke nakinaki i kona mau kāmaʻa me kona mau wāwae. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke nakinaki i kona mau kāmaʻa me kona mau wāwae.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. | ʻAʻohe aka o Chuck Norris. Hahai ka pouli iaia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. ʻAʻohe aka o Chuck Norris. Hahai ka pouli iaia.
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