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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | ʻAʻole heluhelu ʻo Chuck Norris i nā puke. Nānā ʻo ia iā lākou i lalo a loaʻa iā ia ka ʻike āna i makemake ai. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. ʻAʻole heluhelu ʻo Chuck Norris i nā puke. Nānā ʻo ia iā lākou i lalo a loaʻa iā ia ka ʻike āna i makemake ai.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke uē i nā aniani. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke uē i nā aniani.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | ʻAʻole ʻauʻau ʻo Chuck Norris. Lawe ʻo ia i ka ʻauʻau koko. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. ʻAʻole ʻauʻau ʻo Chuck Norris. Lawe ʻo ia i ka ʻauʻau koko.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ke ahi me ʻelua pahu hau. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ke ahi me ʻelua pahu hau.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris i nā makaaniani. Hoʻohana ka lā i nā makaaniani Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris i nā makaaniani. Hoʻohana ka lā i nā makaaniani Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke kuke i ka laiki minuke i 30 kekona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke kuke i ka laiki minuke i 30 kekona.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris e kiola. Kiola ʻo ia i lalo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. ʻAʻole ʻo Chuck Norris e kiola. Kiola ʻo ia i lalo.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻokani pila me ka piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hoʻokani pila me ka piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | ʻAʻole paʻa ka lolo ʻo Chuck Norris. ʻIke ʻo Slurpees i ka wā e hoʻi ai i lalo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. ʻAʻole paʻa ka lolo ʻo Chuck Norris. ʻIke ʻo Slurpees i ka wā e hoʻi ai i lalo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | ʻAʻole hele ʻo Chuck Norris i ka hahai holoholona. ʻO ka hahai holoholona ka manaʻo o ka hemahema. Hele ʻo Chuck Norris e pepehi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. ʻAʻole hele ʻo Chuck Norris i ka hahai holoholona. ʻO ka hahai holoholona ka manaʻo o ka hemahema. Hele ʻo Chuck Norris e pepehi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris i kahi GPS. Pono ka GPS iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris i kahi GPS. Pono ka GPS iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke uē i ka pāʻina hauʻoli. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke uē i ka pāʻina hauʻoli.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | ʻAʻole kelepona ʻo Chuck Norris i ka helu hewa. Lawe ʻoe i ke kelepona hewa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. ʻAʻole kelepona ʻo Chuck Norris i ka helu hewa. Lawe ʻoe i ke kelepona hewa.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke ʻoki i ka pahi wela me ka pata. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke ʻoki i ka pahi wela me ka pata.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | ʻAʻole holoi ʻo Chuck Norris i ka lua. Hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i ka palaka. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. ʻAʻole holoi ʻo Chuck Norris i ka lua. Hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i ka palaka.
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