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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | ʻAʻole heʻenalu ʻo Chuck Norris i ka pūnaewele. Heʻenalu ka pūnaewele iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. ʻAʻole heʻenalu ʻo Chuck Norris i ka pūnaewele. Heʻenalu ka pūnaewele iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | ʻAʻole loaʻa ʻo Chuck Norris i ka lā. Ua wela ka lā iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. ʻAʻole loaʻa ʻo Chuck Norris i ka lā. Ua wela ka lā iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | ʻAʻole like ʻo Chuck Norris i ka paka. Pākaʻa ʻo ia a ua like ke alanui. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. ʻAʻole like ʻo Chuck Norris i ka paka. Pākaʻa ʻo ia a ua like ke alanui.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | ʻAʻohe DNA iā Chuck Norris. Aia ʻo DNA iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. ʻAʻohe DNA iā Chuck Norris. Aia ʻo DNA iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris iā Twitter. Ke hahai nei ʻo ia iā ʻoe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris iā Twitter. Ke hahai nei ʻo ia iā ʻoe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | ʻAʻole kahi a Chuck Norris. Kiʻi ʻo ia iā ia iho i ka maka. ʻO Chuck Norris wale nō ka mea hiki ke ʻoki iā Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. ʻAʻole kahi a Chuck Norris. Kiʻi ʻo ia iā ia iho i ka maka. ʻO Chuck Norris wale nō ka mea hiki ke ʻoki iā Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ke ahi ma ka hamo ʻana i ʻelua pahu hau. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ke ahi ma ka hamo ʻana i ʻelua pahu hau.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | ʻAʻohe kamepiula ʻo Chuck Norris. He kīpē wale nō kāna e uē ai. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. ʻAʻohe kamepiula ʻo Chuck Norris. He kīpē wale nō kāna e uē ai.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ka huila ma ka unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Hiki iā Chuck Norris ke hana i ka huila ma ka unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | ʻAʻohe lauoho umauma ʻo Chuck Norris. He ululaau huhu kona. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. ʻAʻohe lauoho umauma ʻo Chuck Norris. He ululaau huhu kona.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | ʻAʻole hanu ʻo Chuck Norris i ka ea. Huna ka ea i loko o kona māmā no ka pale ʻana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ʻAʻole hanu ʻo Chuck Norris i ka ea. Huna ka ea i loko o kona māmā no ka pale ʻana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | ʻAʻole hele ʻo Chuck Norris ma ka pūnaewele. ʻO ia ka pūnaewele. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. ʻAʻole hele ʻo Chuck Norris ma ka pūnaewele. ʻO ia ka pūnaewele.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | ʻAʻole hoʻohana ʻo Chuck Norris i nā laina koho. 'Ōlelo waleʻo ia, 'Ano.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' ʻAʻole hoʻohana ʻo Chuck Norris i nā laina koho. 'Ōlelo waleʻo ia, 'Ano.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris i kahi uaki ʻala. Hoala kona umiumi ia ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. ʻAʻole pono ʻo Chuck Norris i kahi uaki ʻala. Hoala kona umiumi ia ia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | ʻAʻole hopohopo ʻo Chuck Norris no ka hoʻololi ʻana i kāna uaki ʻelua i ka makahiki no ka mālama ʻana i ke ao. Piʻi a napoʻo ka lā ke haʻi aku ʻo Chuck Norris iā ia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. ʻAʻole hopohopo ʻo Chuck Norris no ka hoʻololi ʻana i kāna uaki ʻelua i ka makahiki no ka mālama ʻana i ke ao. Piʻi a napoʻo ka lā ke haʻi aku ʻo Chuck Norris iā ia.
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