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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris non navega pola web. A web navega por Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non navega pola web. A web navega por Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris non se queima polo sol. O sol queima a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris non se queima polo sol. O sol queima a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris non aparca en paralelo. Aparca e a rúa vólvese paralela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris non aparca en paralelo. Aparca e a rúa vólvese paralela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris non ten ADN. O ADN ten a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non ten ADN. O ADN ten a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris non precisa Twitter. Xa te está seguindo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris non precisa Twitter. Xa te está seguindo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris non se afeita. Dáse patadas na cara. O único que pode cortar a Chuck Norris é Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non se afeita. Dáse patadas na cara. O único que pode cortar a Chuck Norris é Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris pode facer unha fogueira fregando dous cubos de xeo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris pode facer unha fogueira fregando dous cubos de xeo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris non ten ordenador. Só un teclado ao que lle berra. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris non ten ordenador. Só un teclado ao que lle berra.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris pode facer un caballito nun monociclo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris pode facer un caballito nun monociclo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris non ten pelo no peito. Ten un bosque de furia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris non ten pelo no peito. Ten un bosque de furia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris non respira aire. O aire agóchase nos seus pulmóns para protexerse. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris non respira aire. O aire agóchase nos seus pulmóns para protexerse.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris non vai a internet. El É internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris non vai a internet. El É internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris non usa frases para coller o pelo. Simplemente di: "Agora". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris non usa frases para coller o pelo. Simplemente di: "Agora".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris non precisa un reloxo despertador. A súa barba o esperta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris non precisa un reloxo despertador. A súa barba o esperta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris non ten que preocuparse de cambiar o reloxo dúas veces ao ano para o horario de verán. O sol sae e ponse cando Chuck Norris llo di. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris non ten que preocuparse de cambiar o reloxo dúas veces ao ano para o horario de verán. O sol sae e ponse cando Chuck Norris llo di.
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