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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris non le libros. Obsérvaos fixamente ata que obtén a información que quere. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris non le libros. Obsérvaos fixamente ata que obtén a información que quere.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris pode facer chorar as cebolas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris pode facer chorar as cebolas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris non se ducha. Toma baños de sangue. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris non se ducha. Toma baños de sangue.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris pode facer lume con dous cubos de xeo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris pode facer lume con dous cubos de xeo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris non leva lentes de sol. O sol leva lentes de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris non leva lentes de sol. O sol leva lentes de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris pode cociñar arroz en 30 segundos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris pode cociñar arroz en 30 segundos.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris non vomita. Tira abaixo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris non vomita. Tira abaixo.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris pode tocar o violín cun piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris pode tocar o violín cun piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris non ten conxelación mental. Os que beben slurpees saben cando botarse atrás. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris non ten conxelación mental. Os que beben slurpees saben cando botarse atrás.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris non vai de caza. A caza implica fracaso. Chuck Norris vai matando. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris non vai de caza. A caza implica fracaso. Chuck Norris vai matando.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris non precisa GPS. O GPS necesita a Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris non precisa GPS. O GPS necesita a Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris pode facer chorar un Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris pode facer chorar un Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris non marca o número equivocado. Ti colles o teléfono equivocado. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris non marca o número equivocado. Ti colles o teléfono equivocado.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris pode cortar un coitelo quente con manteiga. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris pode cortar un coitelo quente con manteiga.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris non tira da cadea do inodoro. Dálle moito medo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris non tira da cadea do inodoro. Dálle moito medo.
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