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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a' surfadh air an lìon. Bidh an lìon a' surfadh Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chan eil Chuck Norris a' surfadh air an lìon. Bidh an lìon a' surfadh Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chan fhaigh Chuck Norris losgadh grèine. Bidh a’ ghrian a’ losgadh Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chan fhaigh Chuck Norris losgadh grèine. Bidh a’ ghrian a’ losgadh Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ pàirceadh co-shìnte. Bidh e a’ pàirceadh agus bidh an t-sràid a’ fàs co-shìnte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ pàirceadh co-shìnte. Bidh e a’ pàirceadh agus bidh an t-sràid a’ fàs co-shìnte.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chan eil DNA aig Chuck Norris. Tha DNA aig Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chan eil DNA aig Chuck Norris. Tha DNA aig Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air Twitter. Tha e gad leantainn mu thràth. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air Twitter. Tha e gad leantainn mu thràth.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ bearradh. Bidh e ga bhreabadh fhèin san aodann. Is e Chuck Norris an aon rud as urrainn Chuck Norris a ghearradh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ bearradh. Bidh e ga bhreabadh fhèin san aodann. Is e Chuck Norris an aon rud as urrainn Chuck Norris a ghearradh.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris teine-campa a dhèanamh le bhith a’ suathadh dà chiùb deighe ri chèile. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Faodaidh Chuck Norris teine-campa a dhèanamh le bhith a’ suathadh dà chiùb deighe ri chèile.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chan eil coimpiutair aig Chuck Norris. Dìreach meur-chlàr air a bheil e a’ sgreuchail. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chan eil coimpiutair aig Chuck Norris. Dìreach meur-chlàr air a bheil e a’ sgreuchail.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris rothaireachd air baidhsagal aon-chuibhleach. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Faodaidh Chuck Norris rothaireachd air baidhsagal aon-chuibhleach.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chan eil falt air a' bhroilleach aig Chuck Norris. Tha coille de fhearg air. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chan eil falt air a' bhroilleach aig Chuck Norris. Tha coille de fhearg air.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ toirt anail air èadhar. Bidh èadhar a’ falach na sgamhanan airson dìon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ toirt anail air èadhar. Bidh èadhar a’ falach na sgamhanan airson dìon.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ dol air an eadar-lìon. IS e an t-eadar-lìon a th’ ann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ dol air an eadar-lìon. IS e an t-eadar-lìon a th’ ann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ cleachdadh loidhnichean togail. Tha e dìreach ag ràdh, ‘A-nis.’ | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ cleachdadh loidhnichean togail. Tha e dìreach ag ràdh, ‘A-nis.’
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air clog-rabhaidh. Bidh a fheusag ga dhùsgadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air clog-rabhaidh. Bidh a fheusag ga dhùsgadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chan fheum Chuck Norris a bhith draghail mu bhith ag atharrachadh a chloc dà uair sa bhliadhna airson àm samhraidh. Bidh a’ ghrian ag èirigh agus a’ dol fodha nuair a dh’iarras Chuck Norris air. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chan fheum Chuck Norris a bhith draghail mu bhith ag atharrachadh a chloc dà uair sa bhliadhna airson àm samhraidh. Bidh a’ ghrian ag èirigh agus a’ dol fodha nuair a dh’iarras Chuck Norris air.
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