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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ leughadh leabhraichean. Bidh e gan coimhead sìos gus am faigh e am fiosrachadh a tha e ag iarraidh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ leughadh leabhraichean. Bidh e gan coimhead sìos gus am faigh e am fiosrachadh a tha e ag iarraidh.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris uinneanan a dhèanamh a’ caoineadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Faodaidh Chuck Norris uinneanan a dhèanamh a’ caoineadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a' gabhail frasan. Bidh e a' gabhail amaran-fala. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chan eil Chuck Norris a' gabhail frasan. Bidh e a' gabhail amaran-fala.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris teine a dhèanamh le dà chiùb deighe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Faodaidh Chuck Norris teine a dhèanamh le dà chiùb deighe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ caitheamh speuclairean-grèine. Tha a’ ghrian a’ caitheamh speuclairean Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ caitheamh speuclairean-grèine. Tha a’ ghrian a’ caitheamh speuclairean Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris rus mionaid a chòcaireachd ann an 30 diog. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Faodaidh Chuck Norris rus mionaid a chòcaireachd ann an 30 diog.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ tilgeil suas. Bidh e a’ tilgeil sìos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ tilgeil suas. Bidh e a’ tilgeil sìos.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris am fidheall a chluich le piàna. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Faodaidh Chuck Norris am fidheall a chluich le piàna.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ faighinn reothadh eanchainn. Tha fios aig Slurpees cuin a dh’fheumas iad a dhol air ais. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ faighinn reothadh eanchainn. Tha fios aig Slurpees cuin a dh’fheumas iad a dhol air ais.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ dol a shealg. Tha sealg a’ ciallachadh fàilligeadh. Tha Chuck Norris a’ dol a mharbhadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ dol a shealg. Tha sealg a’ ciallachadh fàilligeadh. Tha Chuck Norris a’ dol a mharbhadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air GPS. Tha feum aig an GPS air Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chan eil feum aig Chuck Norris air GPS. Tha feum aig an GPS air Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris toirt air Happy Meal caoineadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Faodaidh Chuck Norris toirt air Happy Meal caoineadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Cha bhith Chuck Norris a’ fònadh an àireamh cheàrr. Bidh thu a’ togail a’ fòn cheàrr. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Cha bhith Chuck Norris a’ fònadh an àireamh cheàrr. Bidh thu a’ togail a’ fòn cheàrr.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Faodaidh Chuck Norris gearradh tro sgian theth le ìm. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Faodaidh Chuck Norris gearradh tro sgian theth le ìm.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ sruthadh an taigh-beag. Tha e ga chur fo eagal mòr. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chan eil Chuck Norris a’ sruthadh an taigh-beag. Tha e ga chur fo eagal mòr.
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