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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne retumas la interreton. La reto retumas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne retumas la interreton. La reto retumas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris ne sunbruliĝas. La suno bruligas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ne sunbruliĝas. La suno bruligas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris ne parkumas paralele. Li parkumas kaj la strato fariĝas paralela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris ne parkumas paralele. Li parkumas kaj la strato fariĝas paralela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne havas DNA-on. DNA havas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne havas DNA-on. DNA havas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas Twitter. Li jam sekvas vin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris ne bezonas Twitter. Li jam sekvas vin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne razas sin. Li piedbatas sin en la vizaĝo. La sola afero, kiu povas tranĉi Chuck Norris, estas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne razas sin. Li piedbatas sin en la vizaĝo. La sola afero, kiu povas tranĉi Chuck Norris, estas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris povas fari bivakfajron frotante du glacikubojn kune. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris povas fari bivakfajron frotante du glacikubojn kune.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris ne havas komputilon. Nur klavaron, al kiu li krias. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris ne havas komputilon. Nur klavaron, al kiu li krias.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris povas fari radorulon sur unuciklo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris povas fari radorulon sur unuciklo.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris ne havas brustajn harojn. Li havas arbaron de kolero. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris ne havas brustajn harojn. Li havas arbaron de kolero.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris ne spiras aeron. Aero kaŝiĝas en liaj pulmoj por protekto. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ne spiras aeron. Aero kaŝiĝas en liaj pulmoj por protekto.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris ne uzas la interreton. Li ESTAS la interreto. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ne uzas la interreton. Li ESTAS la interreto.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris ne uzas kaptfrazojn. Li simple diras, "Nun." | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ne uzas kaptfrazojn. Li simple diras, "Nun."
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas vekhorloĝon. Lia barbo vekas lin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris ne bezonas vekhorloĝon. Lia barbo vekas lin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris ne devas zorgi pri ŝanĝo de sia horloĝo dufoje jare por ŝanĝi la someran tempon. La suno leviĝas kaj subiras kiam Chuck Norris diras al ĝi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris ne devas zorgi pri ŝanĝo de sia horloĝo dufoje jare por ŝanĝi la someran tempon. La suno leviĝas kaj subiras kiam Chuck Norris diras al ĝi.
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