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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris ne legas librojn. Li fikse rigardas ilin ĝis li ricevas la informojn, kiujn li volas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris ne legas librojn. Li fikse rigardas ilin ĝis li ricevas la informojn, kiujn li volas.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris povas igi cepojn plori. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris povas igi cepojn plori.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris ne duŝas. Li baniĝas en sango. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris ne duŝas. Li baniĝas en sango.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris povas fari fajron per du glacikuboj. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris povas fari fajron per du glacikuboj.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris ne portas sunokulvitrojn. La suno portas okulvitrojn de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris ne portas sunokulvitrojn. La suno portas okulvitrojn de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris povas kuiri minuton da rizo en 30 sekundoj. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris povas kuiri minuton da rizo en 30 sekundoj.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris ne vomas supren. Li ĵetas malsupren. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris ne vomas supren. Li ĵetas malsupren.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris povas ludi violonon per piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris povas ludi violonon per piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris ne spertas cerban frostiĝon. Slurpee-uloj scias kiam retiriĝi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris ne spertas cerban frostiĝon. Slurpee-uloj scias kiam retiriĝi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris ne iras ĉasi. Ĉasado implicas malsukceson. Chuck Norris iras mortigi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ne iras ĉasi. Ĉasado implicas malsukceson. Chuck Norris iras mortigi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas GPS-on. La GPS bezonas Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne bezonas GPS-on. La GPS bezonas Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris povas igi Feliĉan Manĝon plori. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris povas igi Feliĉan Manĝon plori.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ne diskas la malĝustan numeron. Vi respondas la malĝustan telefonon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ne diskas la malĝustan numeron. Vi respondas la malĝustan telefonon.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris povas tranĉi tra varmega tranĉilo per butero. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris povas tranĉi tra varmega tranĉilo per butero.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris ne flulavas la necesejon. Li timigas ĝin terure. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris ne flulavas la necesejon. Li timigas ĝin terure.
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