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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas krajonpintigilon. Krajonoj akrigas sin mem por li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas krajonpintigilon. Krajonoj akrigas sin mem por li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne bezonas kalkulilon. Nombroj kalkulas sin mem por li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas kalkulilon. Nombroj kalkulas sin mem por li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris ne uzas teleskopon. Steloj moviĝas pli proksimen por ke li vidu. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

Chuck Norris ne uzas teleskopon. Steloj moviĝas pli proksimen por ke li vidu.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris ne bezonas mikrofonon. Lia voĉo plifortiĝas mem. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas mikrofonon. Lia voĉo plifortiĝas mem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas tempigilon. La tempo kalkulas por li mem. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas tempigilon. La tempo kalkulas por li mem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris ne bezonas legosignon. Libroj memoras kie li ĉesis legi. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas legosignon. Libroj memoras kie li ĉesis legi.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas pesilon. Pezo mezuras sin mem por li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas pesilon. Pezo mezuras sin mem por li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris ne bezonas kompason. Nordo estas kien ajn li montras. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas kompason. Nordo estas kien ajn li montras.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris ne uzas kalendaron. Tagoj planas sin ĉirkaŭ li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas kalendaron. Tagoj planas sin ĉirkaŭ li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris ne bezonas torĉlampon. Mallumo lumigas sin mem por li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas torĉlampon. Mallumo lumigas sin mem por li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris ne uzas ombrelojn. Pluvo ŝanĝas direkton por eviti lin. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas ombrelojn. Pluvo ŝanĝas direkton por eviti lin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris ne bezonas termostaton. La temperaturo adaptiĝas al lia komforto. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

Chuck Norris ne bezonas termostaton. La temperaturo adaptiĝas al lia komforto.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas serurojn. Pordoj sekurigas sin mem por li. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas serurojn. Pordoj sekurigas sin mem por li.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas skatolmalfermilon. Skatoloj malfermiĝas por li mem. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ne uzas skatolmalfermilon. Skatoloj malfermiĝas por li mem.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris ne uzas teleregilojn. Televidkanaloj ŝanĝas sin al tio, kion li volas spekti. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

Chuck Norris ne uzas teleregilojn. Televidkanaloj ŝanĝas sin al tio, kion li volas spekti.
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