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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas krajonpintigilon. Krajonoj akrigas sin mem por li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas krajonpintigilon. Krajonoj akrigas sin mem por li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas kalkulilon. Nombroj kalkulas sin mem por li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne bezonas kalkulilon. Nombroj kalkulas sin mem por li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris ne uzas teleskopon. Steloj moviĝas pli proksimen por ke li vidu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris ne uzas teleskopon. Steloj moviĝas pli proksimen por ke li vidu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas mikrofonon. Lia voĉo plifortiĝas mem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris ne bezonas mikrofonon. Lia voĉo plifortiĝas mem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas tempigilon. La tempo kalkulas por li mem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas tempigilon. La tempo kalkulas por li mem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas legosignon. Libroj memoras kie li ĉesis legi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris ne bezonas legosignon. Libroj memoras kie li ĉesis legi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas pesilon. Pezo mezuras sin mem por li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas pesilon. Pezo mezuras sin mem por li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas kompason. Nordo estas kien ajn li montras. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris ne bezonas kompason. Nordo estas kien ajn li montras.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas kalendaron. Tagoj planas sin ĉirkaŭ li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris ne uzas kalendaron. Tagoj planas sin ĉirkaŭ li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas torĉlampon. Mallumo lumigas sin mem por li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris ne bezonas torĉlampon. Mallumo lumigas sin mem por li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas ombrelojn. Pluvo ŝanĝas direkton por eviti lin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris ne uzas ombrelojn. Pluvo ŝanĝas direkton por eviti lin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris ne bezonas termostaton. La temperaturo adaptiĝas al lia komforto. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris ne bezonas termostaton. La temperaturo adaptiĝas al lia komforto.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas serurojn. Pordoj sekurigas sin mem por li. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas serurojn. Pordoj sekurigas sin mem por li.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris ne uzas skatolmalfermilon. Skatoloj malfermiĝas por li mem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris ne uzas skatolmalfermilon. Skatoloj malfermiĝas por li mem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris ne uzas teleregilojn. Televidkanaloj ŝanĝas sin al tio, kion li volas spekti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris ne uzas teleregilojn. Televidkanaloj ŝanĝas sin al tio, kion li volas spekti.
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