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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ùn naviga micca nant'à u web. U web naviga Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ùn naviga micca nant'à u web. U web naviga Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris ùn si brusgia micca à u sole. U sole si brusgia à Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ùn si brusgia micca à u sole. U sole si brusgia à Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris ùn parcheghja micca in parallelu. Parcheghja è a strada diventa parallela. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris ùn parcheghja micca in parallelu. Parcheghja è a strada diventa parallela.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca DNA. L'ADN hà Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca DNA. L'ADN hà Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di Twitter. Ti seguita digià. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di Twitter. Ti seguita digià.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ùn si rasa micca. Si dà calci in faccia. L'unica cosa chì pò taglià Chuck Norris hè Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ùn si rasa micca. Si dà calci in faccia. L'unica cosa chì pò taglià Chuck Norris hè Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris pò fà un focu di campu sfregendu dui cubetti di ghiaccio inseme. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris pò fà un focu di campu sfregendu dui cubetti di ghiaccio inseme.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca un urdinatore. Solu una tastiera à a quale strilla. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca un urdinatore. Solu una tastiera à a quale strilla.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris pò fà una impennata nantu à un monociclu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris pò fà una impennata nantu à un monociclu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca peli in pettu. Hà una furesta di furia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca peli in pettu. Hà una furesta di furia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris ùn respira micca l'aria. L'aria si piatta in i so pulmoni per prutegesi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ùn respira micca l'aria. L'aria si piatta in i so pulmoni per prutegesi.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris ùn và micca nant'à l'internet. Ellu HÈ l'internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ùn và micca nant'à l'internet. Ellu HÈ l'internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris ùn usa micca frasi di rimorsu. Dice solu: "Avà". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ùn usa micca frasi di rimorsu. Dice solu: "Avà".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di una sveglia. A so barba u sveglia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di una sveglia. A so barba u sveglia.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca da preoccupassi di cambià u so orologio duie volte à l'annu per l'ora legale. U sole sorge è tramonta quandu Chuck Norris li dice di fà lu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca da preoccupassi di cambià u so orologio duie volte à l'annu per l'ora legale. U sole sorge è tramonta quandu Chuck Norris li dice di fà lu.
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