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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris ùn leghje micca libri. Li fissa finch'ellu ùn ottene l'infurmazione ch'ellu vole. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris ùn leghje micca libri. Li fissa finch'ellu ùn ottene l'infurmazione ch'ellu vole.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris pò fà pienghje e cipolle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris pò fà pienghje e cipolle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris ùn si face micca dusce. Face bagni di sangue. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris ùn si face micca dusce. Face bagni di sangue.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris pò fà u focu cù dui cubetti di ghiaccio. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris pò fà u focu cù dui cubetti di ghiaccio.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris ùn porta micca occhiali di sole. U sole porta occhiali di Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris ùn porta micca occhiali di sole. U sole porta occhiali di Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris pò coce un risu minutu in 30 seconde. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris pò coce un risu minutu in 30 seconde.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris ùn vomita micca. Ghjetta in ghjò. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris ùn vomita micca. Ghjetta in ghjò.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris sà sunà u viulinu cù un pianoforte. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris sà sunà u viulinu cù un pianoforte.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca u cervellu congelatu. I slurpee sanu quandu si devenu ritirà. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca u cervellu congelatu. I slurpee sanu quandu si devenu ritirà.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris ùn và micca à caccia. A caccia implica fiascu. Chuck Norris và à tumbà. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ùn và micca à caccia. A caccia implica fiascu. Chuck Norris và à tumbà.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di un GPS. U GPS hà bisognu di Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ùn hà bisognu di un GPS. U GPS hà bisognu di Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris pò fà pienghje un Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris pò fà pienghje un Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ùn hà micca sbagliatu u numeru. Tù pigli u telefunu sbagliatu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ùn hà micca sbagliatu u numeru. Tù pigli u telefunu sbagliatu.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris pò taglià un cultellu caldu cù u burro. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris pò taglià un cultellu caldu cù u burro.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris ùn tira micca a sciacquone. Face una paura tremenda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris ùn tira micca a sciacquone. Face una paura tremenda.
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