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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris wala mag-surf sa web. Ang web nag-surf sa Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris wala mag-surf sa web. Ang web nag-surf sa Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Si Chuck Norris dili masunog sa adlaw. Gisunog sa adlaw si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Si Chuck Norris dili masunog sa adlaw. Gisunog sa adlaw si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Ang Chuck Norris dili parallel park. Siya nagparking ug ang dalan nahimong parallel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Ang Chuck Norris dili parallel park. Siya nagparking ug ang dalan nahimong parallel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris walay DNA. Ang DNA adunay Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris walay DNA. Ang DNA adunay Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og Twitter. Gisundan ka niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og Twitter. Gisundan ka niya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris dili magpamarbas. Gisipa niya ang iyang kaugalingon sa nawong. Ang bugtong butang nga makaputol sa Chuck Norris mao si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris dili magpamarbas. Gisipa niya ang iyang kaugalingon sa nawong. Ang bugtong butang nga makaputol sa Chuck Norris mao si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Si Chuck Norris makahimo og usa ka campfire pinaagi sa pagpahid sa duha ka ice cubes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Si Chuck Norris makahimo og usa ka campfire pinaagi sa pagpahid sa duha ka ice cubes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Si Chuck Norris walay kompyuter. Keyboard lang nga iyang gisinggitan. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Si Chuck Norris walay kompyuter. Keyboard lang nga iyang gisinggitan.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Si Chuck Norris makahimo og wheelie sa usa ka unicycle. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Si Chuck Norris makahimo og wheelie sa usa ka unicycle.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Si Chuck Norris walay buhok sa dughan. Siya adunay lasang sa kasuko. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Si Chuck Norris walay buhok sa dughan. Siya adunay lasang sa kasuko.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Si Chuck Norris dili moginhawa og hangin. Ang hangin nagtago sa iyang mga baga alang sa proteksyon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Si Chuck Norris dili moginhawa og hangin. Ang hangin nagtago sa iyang mga baga alang sa proteksyon.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Si Chuck Norris wala mag-internet. Siya ang internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Si Chuck Norris wala mag-internet. Siya ang internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit mga linya sa pickup. Siya yanong moingon, 'Karon.' | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit mga linya sa pickup. Siya yanong moingon, 'Karon.'
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og alarm clock. Gipukaw siya sa iyang bungot. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og alarm clock. Gipukaw siya sa iyang bungot.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Si Chuck Norris dili kinahanglan mabalaka bahin sa pagbag-o sa iyang orasan kaduha sa usa ka tuig alang sa oras sa pagtipig sa adlaw. Ang adlaw mosubang ug mosalop sa dihang gisultihan kini ni Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Si Chuck Norris dili kinahanglan mabalaka bahin sa pagbag-o sa iyang orasan kaduha sa usa ka tuig alang sa oras sa pagtipig sa adlaw. Ang adlaw mosubang ug mosalop sa dihang gisultihan kini ni Chuck Norris.
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