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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Si Chuck Norris dili mobasa ug libro. Gitutokan niya sila hangtod nga makuha niya ang kasayuran nga gusto niya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Si Chuck Norris dili mobasa ug libro. Gitutokan niya sila hangtod nga makuha niya ang kasayuran nga gusto niya.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Si Chuck Norris makapahilak sa mga sibuyas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Si Chuck Norris makapahilak sa mga sibuyas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Si Chuck Norris dili maligo. Nagpaligo siyag dugo. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Si Chuck Norris dili maligo. Nagpaligo siyag dugo.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Si Chuck Norris makahimo og kalayo gamit ang duha ka ice cubes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Si Chuck Norris makahimo og kalayo gamit ang duha ka ice cubes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Si Chuck Norris wala magsul-ob og sunglass. Ang adlaw nagsul-ob og Chuck Norris nga baso. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Si Chuck Norris wala magsul-ob og sunglass. Ang adlaw nagsul-ob og Chuck Norris nga baso.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Makaluto si Chuck Norris og minutong bugas sulod sa 30 segundos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Makaluto si Chuck Norris og minutong bugas sulod sa 30 segundos.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Si Chuck Norris wala magsuka. Iyang gilabay. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Si Chuck Norris wala magsuka. Iyang gilabay.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Si Chuck Norris makatugtog sa biyolin gamit ang piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Si Chuck Norris makatugtog sa biyolin gamit ang piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Si Chuck Norris dili ma-brain freeze. Nahibal-an sa mga Slurpees kung kanus-a moatras. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Si Chuck Norris dili ma-brain freeze. Nahibal-an sa mga Slurpees kung kanus-a moatras.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Si Chuck Norris dili mangayam. Ang pagpangayam nagpasabot sa kapakyasan. Nagpatay si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Si Chuck Norris dili mangayam. Ang pagpangayam nagpasabot sa kapakyasan. Nagpatay si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og GPS. Kinahanglan sa GPS si Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og GPS. Kinahanglan sa GPS si Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Makahilak si Chuck Norris og Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Makahilak si Chuck Norris og Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Si Chuck Norris wala mag-dial sa sayop nga numero. Gikuha nimo ang sayup nga telepono. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Si Chuck Norris wala mag-dial sa sayop nga numero. Gikuha nimo ang sayup nga telepono.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Mahimong putlon ni Chuck Norris ang usa ka mainit nga kutsilyo nga adunay mantekilya. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Mahimong putlon ni Chuck Norris ang usa ka mainit nga kutsilyo nga adunay mantekilya.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Si Chuck Norris wala mag-flush sa kasilyas. Gihadlok niya ang kabuang niini. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Si Chuck Norris wala mag-flush sa kasilyas. Gihadlok niya ang kabuang niini.
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