# Translation of Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts in Cebuano # This file is distributed under the same license as the Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts package. msgid "" msgstr "" "PO-Revision-Date: 2026-01-08 22:15:55+0000\n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" "Plural-Forms: nplurals=2; plural=n != 1;\n" "X-Generator: GlotPress/4.0.3\n" "Language: ceb_PH\n" "Project-Id-Version: Ultimate Multisite - Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts\n" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:253 msgid "About Chuck Norris" msgstr "Mahitungod sa Chuck Norris" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:196 msgid "Chuck Norris Fact:" msgstr "Chuck Norris Kamatuoran:" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:164 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a page builder. The pixels arrange themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit usa ka tigtukod sa panid. Ang mga pixel naghan-ay sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:163 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use scissors. Paper cuts itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug gunting. Ang papel nagputol sa kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:162 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a hammer. Nails drive themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og martilyo. Ang mga lansang nagmaneho sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:161 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a paper clip. Documents organize themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug paper clip. Ang mga dokumento nag-organisar sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:160 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a phone book. Numbers memorize themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og libro sa telepono. Gisag-ulo sa mga numero ang ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:159 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a stapler. Papers attach themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug stapler. Ang mga papel gilakip alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:158 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a ruler. Measurements adjust themselves to his standards." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og usa ka magmamando. Ang mga sukod nagpasibo sa ilang kaugalingon sa iyang mga sukdanan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:157 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser. Mistakes correct themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug eraser. Ang mga sayop nagtul-id sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:156 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Reflections appear where he wants them." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og salamin. Ang mga pamalandong makita kung asa niya gusto." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:155 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a toothbrush. His teeth clean themselves." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug toothbrush. Ang iyang mga ngipon naghinlo sa ilang kaugalingon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:154 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a pillow. His head creates its own comfort." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan ug unlan. Ang iyang ulo nagmugna sa kaugalingon nga kahupayan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:153 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a bottle opener. Bottles open themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug pangbukas sa botelya. Ang mga botelya nagbukas sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:152 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a chair. Furniture positions itself for his comfort." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og lingkuranan. Ang muwebles nagpahimutang sa kaugalingon alang sa iyang kaharuhay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:151 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug lapis nga hait. Ang mga lapis nagpahait sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:150 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og calculator. Ang mga numero nagkuwenta sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:149 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug teleskopyo. Nagpalapit ang mga bituon para makita niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:148 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og mikropono. Ang iyang tingog nagpakusog sa iyang kaugalingon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:147 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug timer. Ang panahon nag-ihap sa kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:146 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og bookmark. Ang mga libro nahinumdom kung diin siya mihunong sa pagbasa." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:145 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug timbangan. Ang gibug-aton nagsukod sa kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:144 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og kompas. Ang amihanan bisan asa siya magtudlo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:143 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug kalendaryo. Ang mga adlaw nag-iskedyul sa ilang kaugalingon sa iyang palibot." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:142 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan ug flashlight. Ang kangitngit nagdan-ag sa kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:141 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit og mga payong. Ang ulan nagbag-o sa direksyon aron makalikay kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:140 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og thermostat. Ang temperatura mopahiangay sa iyang kaugalingon sa iyang kaharuhay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:139 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit mga kandado. Ang mga pultahan nagsiguro sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:138 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug pangbukas sa lata. Ang mga lata nagbukas sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:137 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit mga hilit nga kontrol. Ang mga channel sa TV nagbag-o sa ilang kaugalingon sa gusto niyang tan-awon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:136 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need batteries. Electronic devices power themselves in his presence." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og mga baterya. Ang mga elektronikong himan nagpakusog sa ilang kaugalingon sa iyang presensya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:135 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use maps. The world rearranges itself for his convenience." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit og mga mapa. Ang kalibutan nag-usab sa iyang kaugalingon alang sa iyang kasayon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:134 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Taxes pay Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mobayad ug buhis. Ang mga buhis nagbayad kang Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:133 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use elevators. Buildings rise to meet him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit og mga elevator. Ang mga bilding mibangon aron sa pagsugat kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:132 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a driver's license. Cars drive themselves for him." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og lisensya sa pagmaneho. Ang mga sakyanan nagmaneho sa ilang kaugalingon alang kaniya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:131 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer mouse. The mouse uses Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug computer mouse. Gigamit sa mouse si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:130 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't knock on doors. Doors knock for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili manuktok sa mga pultahan. Ang mga pultahan nanuktok alang kang Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:129 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't open doors. Doors open themselves for Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-abli sa mga pultahan. Ang mga pultahan nag-abli sa ilang kaugalingon alang kang Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:128 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee. Coffee drinks Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili moinom og kape. Nag-inom og kape Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:127 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a recipe. Food cooks itself in his presence." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og resipe. Ang pagkaon nagluto sa iyang kaugalingon sa iyang presensya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:126 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get parking tickets. The police give him awards for creative parking." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili makakuha og mga tiket sa parking. Gihatagan siya sa mga pulis og mga awards alang sa creative parking." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:125 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gym. The gym comes to Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili moadto sa gym. Ang gym moabut sa Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:124 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute to skydive. He just grabs a passing bird." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og parachute aron maka-skydive. Nagkupot lang siyag langgam nga lumalabay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:123 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he misspells a word, the dictionary changes the spelling." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit ug spell check. Kung nasayop siya sa spelling sa usa ka pulong, ang diksyonaryo mag-usab sa spelling." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:122 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Google. He IS the search engine." msgstr "Wala kinahanglana ni Chuck Norris ang Google. Siya ang search engine." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:121 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-surf sa web. Ang web nag-surf sa Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:120 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili masunog sa adlaw. Gisunog sa adlaw si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:119 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel." msgstr "Ang Chuck Norris dili parallel park. Siya nagparking ug ang dalan nahimong parallel." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:118 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris walay DNA. Ang DNA adunay Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:117 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og Twitter. Gisundan ka niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:116 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili magpamarbas. Gisipa niya ang iyang kaugalingon sa nawong. Ang bugtong butang nga makaputol sa Chuck Norris mao si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:115 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo og usa ka campfire pinaagi sa pagpahid sa duha ka ice cubes." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:114 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris walay kompyuter. Keyboard lang nga iyang gisinggitan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:113 msgid "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo og wheelie sa usa ka unicycle." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:112 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris walay buhok sa dughan. Siya adunay lasang sa kasuko." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:111 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili moginhawa og hangin. Ang hangin nagtago sa iyang mga baga alang sa proteksyon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:110 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-internet. Siya ang internet." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:109 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.'" msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mogamit mga linya sa pickup. Siya yanong moingon, 'Karon.'" #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:108 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og alarm clock. Gipukaw siya sa iyang bungot." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:107 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili kinahanglan mabalaka bahin sa pagbag-o sa iyang orasan kaduha sa usa ka tuig alang sa oras sa pagtipig sa adlaw. Ang adlaw mosubang ug mosalop sa dihang gisultihan kini ni Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:106 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala makatunob sa mga tudlo sa tiil. Gitunob ni Chuck Norris ang mga liog." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:105 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo sa usa ka babaye nga climax pinaagi lamang sa pagtudlo kaniya ug pag-ingon nga 'booya'." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:104 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magsul-ob og condom. Proteksyon siya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:103 msgid "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards." msgstr "Makadaog si Chuck Norris sa solitaire nga adunay 18 ka baraha." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:102 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-debug sa code. Gihadlok niya ang mga bug sa pag-ayo sa ilang kaugalingon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:101 msgid "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahikap sa MC Hammer." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:100 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid." msgstr "Dili kinahanglan nga i-validate ni Chuck Norris ang iyang marka. Ang iyang markup nahadlok nga mahimong dili balido." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:99 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo sa usa ka paraplegic run alang sa iyang kinabuhi." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:98 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magtigulang. Nagkadugay ang panahon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:97 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris maka-slam sa mga revolving door." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:96 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili mokaon ug dugos. Nangusap siya sa mga buyog." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:95 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends." msgstr "Mahimong patyon ni Chuck Norris ang imong hinanduraw nga mga higala." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:94 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili basa. Gikuha sa tubig si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:93 msgid "Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet." msgstr "Mahimong ihigot ni Chuck Norris ang iyang sapatos gamit ang iyang mga tiil." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:92 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him." msgstr "Chuck Norris walay anino. Nagsunod kaniya ang kangitngit." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:91 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili mobasa ug libro. Gitutokan niya sila hangtod nga makuha niya ang kasayuran nga gusto niya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:90 msgid "Chuck Norris can make onions cry." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makapahilak sa mga sibuyas." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:89 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili maligo. Nagpaligo siyag dugo." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:88 msgid "Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo og kalayo gamit ang duha ka ice cubes." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:87 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magsul-ob og sunglass. Ang adlaw nagsul-ob og Chuck Norris nga baso." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:86 msgid "Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds." msgstr "Makaluto si Chuck Norris og minutong bugas sulod sa 30 segundos." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:85 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magsuka. Iyang gilabay." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:84 msgid "Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makatugtog sa biyolin gamit ang piano." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:83 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili ma-brain freeze. Nahibal-an sa mga Slurpees kung kanus-a moatras." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:82 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili mangayam. Ang pagpangayam nagpasabot sa kapakyasan. Nagpatay si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:81 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magkinahanglan og GPS. Kinahanglan sa GPS si Chuck Norris." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:80 msgid "Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry." msgstr "Makahilak si Chuck Norris og Happy Meal." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:79 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-dial sa sayop nga numero. Gikuha nimo ang sayup nga telepono." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:78 msgid "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." msgstr "Mahimong putlon ni Chuck Norris ang usa ka mainit nga kutsilyo nga adunay mantekilya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:77 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-flush sa kasilyas. Gihadlok niya ang kabuang niini." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:76 msgid "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." msgstr "Mahimong makadaog si Chuck Norris sa usa ka duwa sa Connect Four sa tulo lang ka lihok." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:75 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magpasiga sa suga. Gipalong niya ang kangitngit." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:74 msgid "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo og snowman gikan sa ulan." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:73 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili modaog sa mga welga. Gitumba lang niya ang usa ka pin ug ang laing siyam naluya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:72 msgid "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makasunog sa mga hulmigas gamit ang magnifying glass. Sa gabii." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:71 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili makakuha og frostbite. Gipaak ni Chuck Norris ang katugnaw." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:70 msgid "Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makapuga og orange juice gikan sa lemon." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:69 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala motawag sa sayop nga numero. Sayop ka sa pagtubag sa telepono." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:68 msgid "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris mahimong makaluok kanimo gamit ang cordless nga telepono." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:67 msgid "Chuck Norris can drown a fish." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makalumos og isda." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:66 msgid "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makapatay ug duha ka bato sa usa ka langgam." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:65 msgid "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." msgstr "Makadungog si Chuck Norris og sign language." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:64 msgid "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin." msgstr "Mahimong papason ni Chuck Norris ang Recycling Bin." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:63 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris dili matulog. Naghulat siya." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:62 msgid "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makahimo sa pag-unscramble sa usa ka itlog." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:61 msgid "Chuck Norris can speak braille." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris makasulti ug braille." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:60 msgid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris nag-ihap hangtod sa infinity. Kaduha." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:59 msgid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris maka-slam sa usa ka revolving door." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:58 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala magsul-ob og relo. SIYA ang magbuot kon unsang orasa na." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:57 msgid "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris mahimong mabahin sa sero." #: inc/class-chuck-norris-facts.php:56 msgid "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down." msgstr "Si Chuck Norris wala mag-push-up. Giduso niya ang Yuta paubos." #. Author URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com" #. Author of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite" msgstr "Katapusan nga Multisite" #. Description of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Display random Chuck Norris facts in the WordPress admin panel. When activated, you will randomly see a Chuck Norris fact in the upper right of your admin screen on every page." msgstr "Ipakita ang random Chuck Norris nga mga kamatuoran sa WordPress admin panel. Kung gi-aktibo, random nga makita nimo ang usa ka Chuck Norris nga kamatuoran sa taas nga tuo sa imong admin screen sa matag panid." #. Plugin URI of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" msgstr "https://ultimatemultisite.com/addons/chuck-norris-facts" #. Plugin Name of the plugin #: ultimate-multisite-chuck-norris-facts.php msgid "Ultimate Multisite - Chuck Norris Facts" msgstr "Ultimate Multisite - Mga Kamatuoran sa Chuck Norris"