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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ መርበብ ሓበሬታ ኣይንቀሳቐስን እዩ። እቲ መርበብ ሓበሬታ ንቻክ ኖሪስ ይዘውር። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ መርበብ ሓበሬታ ኣይንቀሳቐስን እዩ። እቲ መርበብ ሓበሬታ ንቻክ ኖሪስ ይዘውር።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ጸሓይ ኣይቃጸልን እዩ። ጸሓይ ንቻክ ኖሪስ ቃጸሎ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. ቻክ ኖሪስ ጸሓይ ኣይቃጸልን እዩ። ጸሓይ ንቻክ ኖሪስ ቃጸሎ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ምስ ፓርክ ፓርለል ኣይገብርን እዩ። ደው ይብል እሞ እቲ ጎደና ምዕራባዊ ይኸውን። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. ቻክ ኖሪስ ምስ ፓርክ ፓርለል ኣይገብርን እዩ። ደው ይብል እሞ እቲ ጎደና ምዕራባዊ ይኸውን።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ዲኤንኤ የብሉን። ዲኤንኤ ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣለዎ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. ቻክ ኖሪስ ዲኤንኤ የብሉን። ዲኤንኤ ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣለዎ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ትዊተር ኣየድልዮን እዩ። ድሮ ይስዕበካ ኣሎ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. ቻክ ኖሪስ ትዊተር ኣየድልዮን እዩ። ድሮ ይስዕበካ ኣሎ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣይላጽይን እዩ። ንነብሱ ኣብ ገጹ ይረግጻ። ንቻክ ኖሪስ ክቖርጾ ዝኽእል ነገር እንተሃልዩ ቻክ ኖሪስ ጥራይ እዩ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣይላጽይን እዩ። ንነብሱ ኣብ ገጹ ይረግጻ። ንቻክ ኖሪስ ክቖርጾ ዝኽእል ነገር እንተሃልዩ ቻክ ኖሪስ ጥራይ እዩ።
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ክልተ በረድ ብሓባር ብምሕኻኽ ሓዊ ክሰርሕ ይኽእል። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. ቻክ ኖሪስ ክልተ በረድ ብሓባር ብምሕኻኽ ሓዊ ክሰርሕ ይኽእል።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኮምፒተር የብሉን። ንሱ ዝጭድር ዝነበረ ኪቦርድ ጥራይ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኮምፒተር የብሉን። ንሱ ዝጭድር ዝነበረ ኪቦርድ ጥራይ።
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ ዩኒሳይክል ዊሊ ክገብር ይኽእል እዩ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ ዩኒሳይክል ዊሊ ክገብር ይኽእል እዩ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ጸጉሪ ኣፍልቢ የብሉን። ናይ ቁጥዐ ጫካ ኣለዎ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. ቻክ ኖሪስ ጸጉሪ ኣፍልቢ የብሉን። ናይ ቁጥዐ ጫካ ኣለዎ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣየር ኣየስተንፍስን እዩ። ኣየር ንመከላኸሊ ኣብ ሳንቡኡ ይሕባእ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣየር ኣየስተንፍስን እዩ። ኣየር ንመከላኸሊ ኣብ ሳንቡኡ ይሕባእ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ ኢንተርነት ኣይኣቱን እዩ። ንሱ ኢንተርነት እዩ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣብ ኢንተርነት ኣይኣቱን እዩ። ንሱ ኢንተርነት እዩ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | ቻክ ኖሪስ መስመራት ምልዓል ኣይጥቀምን እዩ። በቃ ‘ሕጂ’ ይብል። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' ቻክ ኖሪስ መስመራት ምልዓል ኣይጥቀምን እዩ። በቃ ‘ሕጂ’ ይብል።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣላርም ሰዓት ኣየድልዮን እዩ። ጭሕሙ የበራብሮ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. ቻክ ኖሪስ ኣላርም ሰዓት ኣየድልዮን እዩ። ጭሕሙ የበራብሮ።
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | ቻክ ኖሪስ ንናይ መዓልቲ ሰዓት ኣብ ዓመት ክልተ ግዜ ሰዓቱ ክቕይር ክጭነቕ የብሉን። ጸሓይ ትበርቕን ትዓርብን ቻክ ኖሪስ ምስ ነገራ። | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. ቻክ ኖሪስ ንናይ መዓልቲ ሰዓት ኣብ ዓመት ክልተ ግዜ ሰዓቱ ክቕይር ክጭነቕ የብሉን። ጸሓይ ትበርቕን ትዓርብን ቻክ ኖሪስ ምስ ነገራ።
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