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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne brska po spletu. Splet brska po Chucku Norrisu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne brska po spletu. Splet brska po Chucku Norrisu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris ne dobi sončnih opeklin. Sonce opeče Chucka Norrisa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ne dobi sončnih opeklin. Sonce opeče Chucka Norrisa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris ne parkira vzporedno. On parkira in ulica postane vzporedna. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris ne parkira vzporedno. On parkira in ulica postane vzporedna.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nima DNK. DNK ima Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nima DNK. DNK ima Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris ne potrebuje Twitterja. Že vas spremlja. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris ne potrebuje Twitterja. Že vas spremlja.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris se ne brije. Koplje se v obraz. Edina stvar, ki lahko reže Chucka Norrisa, je Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris se ne brije. Koplje se v obraz. Edina stvar, ki lahko reže Chucka Norrisa, je Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris lahko z drgnjenjem dveh kock ledu naredi ogenj. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris lahko z drgnjenjem dveh kock ledu naredi ogenj.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris nima računalnika. Samo tipkovnico, na katero kriči. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris nima računalnika. Samo tipkovnico, na katero kriči.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris zna narediti wheelie na enosedu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris zna narediti wheelie na enosedu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris nima dlak na prsih. Ima gozd besa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris nima dlak na prsih. Ima gozd besa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris ne diha zraka. Zrak se zaradi zaščite skriva v njegovih pljučih. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris ne diha zraka. Zrak se zaradi zaščite skriva v njegovih pljučih.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris ne obiskuje interneta. On JE internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris ne obiskuje interneta. On JE internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris ne uporablja stavkov za spogledovanje. Preprosto reče: "Zdaj. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris ne uporablja stavkov za spogledovanje. Preprosto reče: "Zdaj.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris ne potrebuje budilke. Zbuja ga njegova brada. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris ne potrebuje budilke. Zbuja ga njegova brada.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chucku Norrisu ni treba dvakrat na leto menjati ure zaradi poletnega časa. Sonce vzhaja in zahaja, ko mu Chuck Norris reče. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chucku Norrisu ni treba dvakrat na leto menjati ure zaradi poletnega časa. Sonce vzhaja in zahaja, ko mu Chuck Norris reče.
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