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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris ma jużax lampun. Il-lapsijiet isammu waħedhom għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax lampun. Il-lapsijiet isammu waħedhom għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn kalkulatur. In-numri jikkalkulaw lilhom infushom għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn kalkulatur. In-numri jikkalkulaw lilhom infushom għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris ma jużax teleskopju. L-istilel jersqu eqreb biex ikun jista' jara. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

Chuck Norris ma jużax teleskopju. L-istilel jersqu eqreb biex ikun jista' jara.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn mikrofonu. Leħnu jamplifika lilu nnifsu. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn mikrofonu. Leħnu jamplifika lilu nnifsu.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris ma jużax timer. Il-ħin jgħodd waħdu għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax timer. Il-ħin jgħodd waħdu għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris m’għandux bżonn bookmark. Il-kotba jiftakru fejn waqaf jaqra. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

Chuck Norris m’għandux bżonn bookmark. Il-kotba jiftakru fejn waqaf jaqra.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris ma jużax miżien. Il-piż jitkejjel waħdu għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax miżien. Il-piż jitkejjel waħdu għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn boxxla. It-Tramuntana hija kull fejn jipponta hu. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn boxxla. It-Tramuntana hija kull fejn jipponta hu.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris ma jużax kalendarju. Il-ġranet jiskedaw lilhom infushom madwaru. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax kalendarju. Il-ġranet jiskedaw lilhom infushom madwaru.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn flashlight. Id-dlam idawwal waħdu għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn flashlight. Id-dlam idawwal waħdu għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris ma jużax umbrelel. Ix-xita tbiddel id-direzzjoni biex tevitah. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax umbrelel. Ix-xita tbiddel id-direzzjoni biex tevitah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn termostat. It-temperatura taġġusta ruħha skont il-kumdità tiegħu. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

Chuck Norris m'għandux bżonn termostat. It-temperatura taġġusta ruħha skont il-kumdità tiegħu.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris ma jużax serraturi. Il-bibien jissakkru waħedhom għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax serraturi. Il-bibien jissakkru waħedhom għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris ma jużax ftuħ tal-bottijiet. Il-bottijiet jinfetħu waħedhom għalih. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

Chuck Norris ma jużax ftuħ tal-bottijiet. Il-bottijiet jinfetħu waħedhom għalih.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris ma jużax remote controls. Il-kanali tat-TV jibdlu lilhom infushom għal dak li jrid jara. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

Chuck Norris ma jużax remote controls. Il-kanali tat-TV jibdlu lilhom infushom għal dak li jrid jara.
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