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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuckas Norrisas nesinaudoja internetu. Internetas naršo po Chucką Norrisą. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuckas Norrisas nesinaudoja internetu. Internetas naršo po Chucką Norrisą.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuckas Norrisas nenudega saulėje. Saulė nudegina Chucką Norrisą. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuckas Norrisas nenudega saulėje. Saulė nudegina Chucką Norrisą.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuckas Norrisas nevairuoja lygiagrečiai. Jis parkuojasi ir gatvė tampa lygiagreti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuckas Norrisas nevairuoja lygiagrečiai. Jis parkuojasi ir gatvė tampa lygiagreti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuckas Norrisas neturi DNR. DNR turi Chuckas Norrisas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuckas Norrisas neturi DNR. DNR turi Chuckas Norrisas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuckui Norrisui nereikia "Twitter". Jis jau seka jus. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia "Twitter". Jis jau seka jus.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuckas Norrisas nesiskuta. Jis spardo sau į veidą. Vienintelis dalykas, kuris gali nupjauti Čaką Norisą, yra Čakas Norisas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuckas Norrisas nesiskuta. Jis spardo sau į veidą. Vienintelis dalykas, kuris gali nupjauti Čaką Norisą, yra Čakas Norisas.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuckas Norrisas gali įkurti laužą trindamas du ledo kubelius. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuckas Norrisas gali įkurti laužą trindamas du ledo kubelius.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuckas Norrisas neturi kompiuterio. Tik klaviatūrą, kuria jis rėkia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuckas Norrisas neturi kompiuterio. Tik klaviatūrą, kuria jis rėkia.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuckas Norrisas gali padaryti ratą ant vienračio. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuckas Norrisas gali padaryti ratą ant vienračio.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuckas Norrisas neturi krūtinės plaukų. Jis turi įniršio mišką. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuckas Norrisas neturi krūtinės plaukų. Jis turi įniršio mišką.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuckas Norrisas nekvėpuoja oru. Oras slepiasi jo plaučiuose, kad būtų apsaugotas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuckas Norrisas nekvėpuoja oru. Oras slepiasi jo plaučiuose, kad būtų apsaugotas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuckas Norrisas nesilanko internete. Jis yra internetas. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuckas Norrisas nesilanko internete. Jis yra internetas.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja replikų. Jis tiesiog sako: "Dabar". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja replikų. Jis tiesiog sako: "Dabar".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuckui Norrisui nereikia žadintuvo. Jį pažadina barzda. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia žadintuvo. Jį pažadina barzda.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuckui Norrisui nereikia rūpintis, kad du kartus per metus reikėtų keisti laikrodį dėl vasaros laiko. Saulė pakyla ir nusileidžia tada, kai Chuckas Norrisas liepia. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia rūpintis, kad du kartus per metus reikėtų keisti laikrodį dėl vasaros laiko. Saulė pakyla ir nusileidžia tada, kai Chuckas Norrisas liepia.
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