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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuckas Norrisas neskaito knygų. Jis jas varto tol, kol gauna norimą informaciją. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuckas Norrisas neskaito knygų. Jis jas varto tol, kol gauna norimą informaciją.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuckas Norrisas gali priversti svogūnus verkti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuckas Norrisas gali priversti svogūnus verkti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuckas Norrisas nesimaudo duše. Jis maudosi kraujo voniose. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuckas Norrisas nesimaudo duše. Jis maudosi kraujo voniose.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuckas Norrisas gali sukurti ugnį dviem ledo kubeliais. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuckas Norrisas gali sukurti ugnį dviem ledo kubeliais.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuckas Norrisas nenešioja akinių nuo saulės. Saulė nešioja Chucko Norriso akinius. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuckas Norrisas nenešioja akinių nuo saulės. Saulė nešioja Chucko Norriso akinius.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuckas Norrisas gali išvirti minutinius ryžius per 30 sekundžių. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuckas Norrisas gali išvirti minutinius ryžius per 30 sekundžių.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuckas Norrisas nevaikšto. Jis meta žemyn. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuckas Norrisas nevaikšto. Jis meta žemyn.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuckas Norrisas gali groti smuiku su pianinu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuckas Norrisas gali groti smuiku su pianinu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuckui Norrisui smegenys neužšąla. "Slurpees" žino, kada atsitraukti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuckui Norrisui smegenys neužšąla. "Slurpees" žino, kada atsitraukti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuckas Norrisas neina į medžioklę. Medžioklė reiškia nesėkmę. Chuckas Norrisas eina žudyti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuckas Norrisas neina į medžioklę. Medžioklė reiškia nesėkmę. Chuckas Norrisas eina žudyti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuckui Norrisui nereikia GPS. GPS reikia Chucko Norriso. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia GPS. GPS reikia Chucko Norriso.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuckas Norrisas gali priversti verkti "Happy Meal". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuckas Norrisas gali priversti verkti "Happy Meal".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuckas Norrisas nesurenka neteisingo numerio. Jūs paimate ne tą telefoną. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuckas Norrisas nesurenka neteisingo numerio. Jūs paimate ne tą telefoną.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuckas Norrisas gali sviestu perpjauti karštą peilį. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuckas Norrisas gali sviestu perpjauti karštą peilį.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuckas Norrisas nenuleidžia klozeto. Jis jį išgąsdina. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuckas Norrisas nenuleidžia klozeto. Jis jį išgąsdina.
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