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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja pieštuko galąstuvo. Pieštukus jis galanda pats. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja pieštuko galąstuvo. Pieštukus jis galanda pats.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia skaičiuotuvo. Skaičiai jam susiskaičiuoja patys. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

Chuckui Norrisui nereikia skaičiuotuvo. Skaičiai jam susiskaičiuoja patys.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja teleskopo. Žvaigždės priartėja, kad jis galėtų jas pamatyti. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja teleskopo. Žvaigždės priartėja, kad jis galėtų jas pamatyti.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia mikrofono. Jo balsas pats save sustiprina. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

Chuckui Norrisui nereikia mikrofono. Jo balsas pats save sustiprina.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja laikmačio. Jis pats skaičiuoja laiką. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja laikmačio. Jis pats skaičiuoja laiką.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia skirtuko. Knygos atsimena, kur jis nustojo skaityti. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

Chuckui Norrisui nereikia skirtuko. Knygos atsimena, kur jis nustojo skaityti.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja svarstyklių. Svorį jis matuoja pats. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja svarstyklių. Svorį jis matuoja pats.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia kompaso. Šiaurė yra ten, kur jis rodo. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

Chuckui Norrisui nereikia kompaso. Šiaurė yra ten, kur jis rodo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuckas Norrisas nesinaudoja kalendoriumi. Dienos pačios susiplanuoja pagal jį. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

Chuckas Norrisas nesinaudoja kalendoriumi. Dienos pačios susiplanuoja pagal jį.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Čakui Norisui nereikia žibintuvėlio. Tamsa jam šviečia pati. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

Čakui Norisui nereikia žibintuvėlio. Tamsa jam šviečia pati.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja skėčių. Lietus keičia kryptį, kad jo išvengtų. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja skėčių. Lietus keičia kryptį, kad jo išvengtų.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuckui Norrisui nereikia termostato. Temperatūra pati prisitaiko prie jo komforto. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

Chuckui Norrisui nereikia termostato. Temperatūra pati prisitaiko prie jo komforto.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja spynų. Durys jam užsitvirtina pačios. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja spynų. Durys jam užsitvirtina pačios.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja konservų atidarytuvo. Skardinės atsidaro pačios. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja konservų atidarytuvo. Skardinės atsidaro pačios.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja nuotolinio valdymo pulto. Televizijos kanalai patys persijungia į tai, ką jis nori žiūrėti. Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

Chuckas Norrisas nenaudoja nuotolinio valdymo pulto. Televizijos kanalai patys persijungia į tai, ką jis nori žiūrėti.
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