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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. チャック・ノリスは鉛筆削りを使わない。鉛筆は彼のために自分で削る。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him.

チャック・ノリスは鉛筆削りを使わない。鉛筆は彼のために自分で削る。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. チャック・ノリスに電卓は必要ない。数字は彼のために勝手に計算してくれる。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him.

チャック・ノリスに電卓は必要ない。数字は彼のために勝手に計算してくれる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. チャック・ノリスは望遠鏡を使わない。彼が見るために星は近づく。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see.

チャック・ノリスは望遠鏡を使わない。彼が見るために星は近づく。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. チャック・ノリスにマイクは必要ない。彼の声は勝手に増幅する。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself.

チャック・ノリスにマイクは必要ない。彼の声は勝手に増幅する。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. チャック・ノリスはタイマーを使わない。彼は時間を自分で数える。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him.

チャック・ノリスはタイマーを使わない。彼は時間を自分で数える。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. チャック・ノリスにしおりは必要ない。本は彼が読むのをやめた場所を覚えている。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading.

チャック・ノリスにしおりは必要ない。本は彼が読むのをやめた場所を覚えている。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. チャック・ノリスは体重計を使わない。体重は彼自身のために測る。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him.

チャック・ノリスは体重計を使わない。体重は彼自身のために測る。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. チャック・ノリスにコンパスは必要ない。北は彼が指さすところならどこにでもある。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points.

チャック・ノリスにコンパスは必要ない。北は彼が指さすところならどこにでもある。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. チャック・ノリスはカレンダーを使わない。毎日が彼のために予定されている。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him.

チャック・ノリスはカレンダーを使わない。毎日が彼のために予定されている。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. チャック・ノリスに懐中電灯は必要ない。暗闇が彼を照らしてくれる。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him.

チャック・ノリスに懐中電灯は必要ない。暗闇が彼を照らしてくれる。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. チャック・ノリスは傘を差さない。雨は彼を避けるために方向を変える。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him.

チャック・ノリスは傘を差さない。雨は彼を避けるために方向を変える。
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. チャック・ノリスにサーモスタットは必要ない。温度は彼の快適さに合わせて勝手に調整される。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort.

チャック・ノリスにサーモスタットは必要ない。温度は彼の快適さに合わせて勝手に調整される。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. チャック・ノリスは鍵を使わない。ドアは彼のために自分で固定する。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him.

チャック・ノリスは鍵を使わない。ドアは彼のために自分で固定する。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. チャック・ノリスは缶切りを使わない。缶は彼のために自分で開ける。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him.

チャック・ノリスは缶切りを使わない。缶は彼のために自分で開ける。
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. チャック・ノリスはリモコンを使わない。テレビのチャンネルは彼が見たいものに勝手に変わる。 Details

Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch.

チャック・ノリスはリモコンを使わない。テレビのチャンネルは彼が見たいものに勝手に変わる。
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