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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris vafrar ekki á netinu. Netið vafrar um Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris vafrar ekki á netinu. Netið vafrar um Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris sólbrynnir ekki. Sólin brennur Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris sólbrynnir ekki. Sólin brennur Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris leggur ekki bílnum samsíða. Hann leggur og gatan verður samsíða. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris leggur ekki bílnum samsíða. Hann leggur og gatan verður samsíða.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris hefur ekki DNA. DNA-ið er frá Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hefur ekki DNA. DNA-ið er frá Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki Twitter. Hann fylgist nú þegar með þér. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris þarf ekki Twitter. Hann fylgist nú þegar með þér.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris rakar sig ekki. Hann sparkar sér í andlitið. Það eina sem getur skorið Chuck Norris er Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris rakar sig ekki. Hann sparkar sér í andlitið. Það eina sem getur skorið Chuck Norris er Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris getur kveikt varðeld með því að nudda tveimur ísmolum saman. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris getur kveikt varðeld með því að nudda tveimur ísmolum saman.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris á ekki tölvu. Bara lyklaborð sem hann öskrar á. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris á ekki tölvu. Bara lyklaborð sem hann öskrar á.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris getur hjólað á einhjóli. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris getur hjólað á einhjóli.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris er ekki með hár á bringunni. Hann er eins og skógur af reiði. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris er ekki með hár á bringunni. Hann er eins og skógur af reiði.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris andar ekki lofti. Loft felur sig í lungunum hans til varnar. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris andar ekki lofti. Loft felur sig í lungunum hans til varnar.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris fer ekki á internetið. Hann ER internetið. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris fer ekki á internetið. Hann ER internetið.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris notar ekki svarlínur. Hann segir einfaldlega: „Núna.“ | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris notar ekki svarlínur. Hann segir einfaldlega: „Núna.“
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki vekjaraklukku. Skeggið hans vekur hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris þarf ekki vekjaraklukku. Skeggið hans vekur hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki að hafa áhyggjur af því að breyta klukkunni sinni tvisvar á ári fyrir sumartíma. Sólin rís og sest þegar Chuck Norris segir til um það. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris þarf ekki að hafa áhyggjur af því að breyta klukkunni sinni tvisvar á ári fyrir sumartíma. Sólin rís og sest þegar Chuck Norris segir til um það.
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