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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki blýantsoddara. Blýantar brýna sig sjálfir fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris notar ekki blýantsoddara. Blýantar brýna sig sjálfir fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki reiknivél. Tölurnar reikna sig sjálfar fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris þarf ekki reiknivél. Tölurnar reikna sig sjálfar fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris notar ekki sjónauka. Stjörnur færast nær svo hann geti séð þær. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris notar ekki sjónauka. Stjörnur færast nær svo hann geti séð þær.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki hljóðnema. Rödd hans magnar sig sjálf. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris þarf ekki hljóðnema. Rödd hans magnar sig sjálf.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki tímamæli. Tíminn telur sig sjálfur fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris notar ekki tímamæli. Tíminn telur sig sjálfur fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki bókamerki. Bækur muna hvar hann hætti að lesa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris þarf ekki bókamerki. Bækur muna hvar hann hætti að lesa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki vog. Þyngdin mælir sig sjálf fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris notar ekki vog. Þyngdin mælir sig sjálf fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki áttavita. Norður er hvert sem hann bendir. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris þarf ekki áttavita. Norður er hvert sem hann bendir.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki dagatal. Dagarnir skipuleggja sig í kringum hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris notar ekki dagatal. Dagarnir skipuleggja sig í kringum hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki vasaljós. Myrkrið lýsir upp sjálft sig fyrir honum. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris þarf ekki vasaljós. Myrkrið lýsir upp sjálft sig fyrir honum.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki regnhlífar. Regnið breytir um stefnu til að forðast hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris notar ekki regnhlífar. Regnið breytir um stefnu til að forðast hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki hitastilli. Hitastigið aðlagar sig að þægindum hans. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris þarf ekki hitastilli. Hitastigið aðlagar sig að þægindum hans.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki læsingar. Hurðir læsast sjálfkrafa fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris notar ekki læsingar. Hurðir læsast sjálfkrafa fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris notar ekki dósaopnara. Dósirnar opnast sjálfkrafa fyrir hann. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris notar ekki dósaopnara. Dósirnar opnast sjálfkrafa fyrir hann.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris notar ekki fjarstýringar. Sjónvarpsstöðvarnar breyta sér sjálfar eftir því hvað hann vill horfa á. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris notar ekki fjarstýringar. Sjónvarpsstöðvarnar breyta sér sjálfar eftir því hvað hann vill horfa á.
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