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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris les ekki bækur. Hann starir á þær þangað til hann fær þær upplýsingar sem hann vill. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris les ekki bækur. Hann starir á þær þangað til hann fær þær upplýsingar sem hann vill.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris getur fengið lauk til að gráta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris getur fengið lauk til að gráta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris fer ekki í sturtu. Hann tekur blóðböð. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris fer ekki í sturtu. Hann tekur blóðböð.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris getur kveikt eld með tveimur ísmolum. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris getur kveikt eld með tveimur ísmolum.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris notar ekki sólgleraugu. Sólin notar Chuck Norris gleraugu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris notar ekki sólgleraugu. Sólin notar Chuck Norris gleraugu.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris getur eldað örsmáar hrísgrjón á 30 sekúndum. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris getur eldað örsmáar hrísgrjón á 30 sekúndum.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris kastar ekki upp. Hann kastar niður. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris kastar ekki upp. Hann kastar niður.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris getur spilað á fiðlu með píanói. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris getur spilað á fiðlu með píanói.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris fær ekki heilastopp. Slurpees vita hvenær á að gefast upp. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris fær ekki heilastopp. Slurpees vita hvenær á að gefast upp.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris fer ekki á veiðar. Veiðar fela í sér mistök. Chuck Norris fer að drepa. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris fer ekki á veiðar. Veiðar fela í sér mistök. Chuck Norris fer að drepa.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris þarf ekki GPS. GPS-tækið þarf Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris þarf ekki GPS. GPS-tækið þarf Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris getur fengið Happy Meal til að gráta. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris getur fengið Happy Meal til að gráta.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris hringir ekki í rangt númer. Þú svarar röngum síma. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris hringir ekki í rangt númer. Þú svarar röngum síma.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris getur skorið í gegnum heitan hníf með smjöri. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris getur skorið í gegnum heitan hníf með smjöri.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris skolar ekki niður í klósettinu. Hann hræðir það alveg rosalega. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris skolar ekki niður í klósettinu. Hann hræðir það alveg rosalega.
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