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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Ní léann Chuck Norris leabhair. Féachann sé orthu go dtí go bhfaigheann sé an fhaisnéis atá uaidh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Ní léann Chuck Norris leabhair. Féachann sé orthu go dtí go bhfaigheann sé an fhaisnéis atá uaidh.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris oinniúin a chur ag caoineadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Is féidir le Chuck Norris oinniúin a chur ag caoineadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Ní thógann Chuck Norris cithfholcadáin. Glacann sé folcadáin fola. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Ní thógann Chuck Norris cithfholcadáin. Glacann sé folcadáin fola.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris tine a dhéanamh le dhá chiúb oighir. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Is féidir le Chuck Norris tine a dhéanamh le dhá chiúb oighir.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Ní chaitheann Chuck Norris spéaclaí gréine. Caitheann an ghrian spéaclaí Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Ní chaitheann Chuck Norris spéaclaí gréine. Caitheann an ghrian spéaclaí Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris rís nóiméad a chócaráil i 30 soicind. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Is féidir le Chuck Norris rís nóiméad a chócaráil i 30 soicind.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Ní chaitheann Chuck Norris suas. Caitheann sé síos. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Ní chaitheann Chuck Norris suas. Caitheann sé síos.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris an veidhlín a sheinm le pianó. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Is féidir le Chuck Norris an veidhlín a sheinm le pianó.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Ní bhíonn Chuck Norris ag reo inchinne. Bíonn a fhios ag na daoine a bhfuil dúil mhór acu ann cúlú. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Ní bhíonn Chuck Norris ag reo inchinne. Bíonn a fhios ag na daoine a bhfuil dúil mhór acu ann cúlú.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Ní théann Chuck Norris ag fiach. Tugann fiach le fios go bhfuil teip ann. Téann Chuck Norris ag marú. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Ní théann Chuck Norris ag fiach. Tugann fiach le fios go bhfuil teip ann. Téann Chuck Norris ag marú.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Ní gá GPS do Chuck Norris. Tá Chuck Norris ag teastáil ón GPS. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Ní gá GPS do Chuck Norris. Tá Chuck Norris ag teastáil ón GPS.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris Happy Meal a chur ag caoineadh. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Is féidir le Chuck Norris Happy Meal a chur ag caoineadh.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Ní dhéanann Chuck Norris an uimhir mhícheart a dhiailiú. Tógann tú an fón mícheart. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Ní dhéanann Chuck Norris an uimhir mhícheart a dhiailiú. Tógann tú an fón mícheart.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Is féidir le Chuck Norris scian te a ghearradh le him. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Is féidir le Chuck Norris scian te a ghearradh le him.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Ní shruthlaíonn Chuck Norris an leithreas. Cuireann sé eagla an domhain air. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Ní shruthlaíonn Chuck Norris an leithreas. Cuireann sé eagla an domhain air.
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