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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris ne lit pas les livres. Il les fixe jusqu'à ce qu'il obtienne l'information qu'il veut. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris ne lit pas les livres. Il les fixe jusqu'à ce qu'il obtienne l'information qu'il veut.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris peut faire pleurer les oignons. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris peut faire pleurer les oignons.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris ne prend pas de douche. Il prend des bains de sang. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris ne prend pas de douche. Il prend des bains de sang.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris peut faire du feu avec deux glaçons. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris peut faire du feu avec deux glaçons.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris ne porte pas de lunettes de soleil. Le soleil porte des lunettes de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris ne porte pas de lunettes de soleil. Le soleil porte des lunettes de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris peut faire cuire du riz minute en 30 secondes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris peut faire cuire du riz minute en 30 secondes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris ne vomit pas. Il vomit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris ne vomit pas. Il vomit.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris peut jouer du violon avec un piano. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris peut jouer du violon avec un piano.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chuck Norris ne souffre pas de gel du cerveau. Les Slurpees savent quand reculer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chuck Norris ne souffre pas de gel du cerveau. Les Slurpees savent quand reculer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris ne va pas à la chasse. La chasse implique l'échec. Chuck Norris va tuer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ne va pas à la chasse. La chasse implique l'échec. Chuck Norris va tuer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris n'a pas besoin d'un GPS. Le GPS a besoin de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris n'a pas besoin d'un GPS. Le GPS a besoin de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris peut faire pleurer un Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris peut faire pleurer un Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris ne compose pas un mauvais numéro. Vous décrochez le mauvais téléphone. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris ne compose pas un mauvais numéro. Vous décrochez le mauvais téléphone.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris peut couper un couteau chaud avec du beurre. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris peut couper un couteau chaud avec du beurre.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris ne tire pas la chasse d'eau. Il leur fait peur. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris ne tire pas la chasse d'eau. Il leur fait peur.
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