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| Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. | Chuck Norris ne marche pas sur les orteils. Chuck Norris marche sur les nuques. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. Chuck Norris ne marche pas sur les orteils. Chuck Norris marche sur les nuques.
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| Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. | Chuck Norris peut faire jouir une femme en la pointant simplement du doigt et en disant "booya". | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying 'booya'. Chuck Norris peut faire jouir une femme en la pointant simplement du doigt et en disant "booya".
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. | Chuck Norris ne porte pas de préservatif. Il est la protection. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom. He IS protection. Chuck Norris ne porte pas de préservatif. Il est la protection.
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| Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. | Chuck Norris peut gagner au solitaire avec seulement 18 cartes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. Chuck Norris peut gagner au solitaire avec seulement 18 cartes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. | Chuck Norris ne débogue pas le code. Il intimide les bogues pour qu'ils se réparent d'eux-mêmes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't debug code. He intimidates the bugs into fixing themselves. Chuck Norris ne débogue pas le code. Il intimide les bogues pour qu'ils se réparent d'eux-mêmes.
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| Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. | Chuck Norris peut toucher MC Hammer. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris peut toucher MC Hammer.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. | Chuck Norris n'a pas besoin de valider ses balises. Ses balises ont peur d'être invalides. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to validate his markup. His markup is afraid to be invalid. Chuck Norris n'a pas besoin de valider ses balises. Ses balises ont peur d'être invalides.
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| Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. | Chuck Norris peut faire courir un paraplégique pour sauver sa vie. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life. Chuck Norris peut faire courir un paraplégique pour sauver sa vie.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. | Chuck Norris ne vieillit pas. C'est le temps qui vieillit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. Time gets older. Chuck Norris ne vieillit pas. C'est le temps qui vieillit.
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| Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | Chuck Norris peut claquer des portes tournantes. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris peut claquer des portes tournantes.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. | Chuck Norris ne mange pas de miel. Il mâche des abeilles. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees. Chuck Norris ne mange pas de miel. Il mâche des abeilles.
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| Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. | Chuck Norris peut tuer vos amis imaginaires. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Chuck Norris peut tuer vos amis imaginaires.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris ne se mouille pas. L'eau a raison de Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ne se mouille pas. L'eau a raison de Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. | Chuck Norris peut lacer ses chaussures avec ses pieds. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet. Chuck Norris peut lacer ses chaussures avec ses pieds.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. | Chuck Norris n'a pas d'ombre. L'obscurité le suit. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. Darkness follows him. Chuck Norris n'a pas d'ombre. L'obscurité le suit.
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