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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nesurfuje po webu. Na webu surfuje Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nesurfuje po webu. Na webu surfuje Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris se nespálí. Chuck Norris se spálí od slunce. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris se nespálí. Chuck Norris se spálí od slunce.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris neparkuje paralelně. Zaparkuje a ulice se stane rovnoběžnou. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris neparkuje paralelně. Zaparkuje a ulice se stane rovnoběžnou.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nemá DNA. DNA má Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nemá DNA. DNA má Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris Twitter nepotřebuje. Už tě sleduje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris Twitter nepotřebuje. Už tě sleduje.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris se neholí. Kope se do obličeje. Jediná věc, která dokáže Chucka Norrise pořezat, je Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris se neholí. Kope se do obličeje. Jediná věc, která dokáže Chucka Norrise pořezat, je Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris dokáže rozdělat táborák třením dvou kostek ledu o sebe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris dokáže rozdělat táborák třením dvou kostek ledu o sebe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris nemá počítač. Jen klávesnici, na kterou křičí. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris nemá počítač. Jen klávesnici, na kterou křičí.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris umí dělat kotrmelce na jednokolce. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris umí dělat kotrmelce na jednokolce.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris nemá chlupy na hrudi. Má les zuřivosti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris nemá chlupy na hrudi. Má les zuřivosti.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris nedýchá vzduch. Vzduch se skrývá v jeho plicích jako ochrana. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris nedýchá vzduch. Vzduch se skrývá v jeho plicích jako ochrana.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris na internet nechodí. On JE internet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris na internet nechodí. On JE internet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris nepoužívá balicí hlášky. Říká prostě: "Teď. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris nepoužívá balicí hlášky. Říká prostě: "Teď.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje budík. Budí ho jeho vousy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje budík. Budí ho jeho vousy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris se nemusí starat o to, aby si dvakrát ročně měnil hodiny kvůli letnímu času. Slunce vychází a zapadá, kdy mu Chuck Norris řekne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris se nemusí starat o to, aby si dvakrát ročně měnil hodiny kvůli letnímu času. Slunce vychází a zapadá, kdy mu Chuck Norris řekne.
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