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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá ořezávátko. Tužky se mu ořezávají samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá ořezávátko. Tužky se mu ořezávají samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje kalkulačku. Čísla se mu počítají sama. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje kalkulačku. Čísla se mu počítají sama.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá dalekohled. Hvězdy se k němu přibližují, aby je viděl. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris nepoužívá dalekohled. Hvězdy se k němu přibližují, aby je viděl.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje mikrofon. Jeho hlas se zesiluje sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje mikrofon. Jeho hlas se zesiluje sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá časovač. Čas se mu počítá sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá časovač. Čas se mu počítá sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje záložku. Knihy si pamatují, kde přestal číst. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje záložku. Knihy si pamatují, kde přestal číst.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá váhu. Váhu si měří sám. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá váhu. Váhu si měří sám.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje kompas. Sever je tam, kam ukáže. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje kompas. Sever je tam, kam ukáže.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá kalendář. Dny se mu plánují samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá kalendář. Dny se mu plánují samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje baterku. Tma se mu osvětluje sama. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje baterku. Tma se mu osvětluje sama.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris deštníky nepoužívá. Déšť mění směr, aby se mu vyhnul. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris deštníky nepoužívá. Déšť mění směr, aby se mu vyhnul.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje termostat. Teplota se mu přizpůsobí sama. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje termostat. Teplota se mu přizpůsobí sama.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá zámky. Dveře se mu zajišťují samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá zámky. Dveře se mu zajišťují samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá otvírák na konzervy. Konzervy se mu otevírají samy. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris nepoužívá otvírák na konzervy. Konzervy se mu otevírají samy.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris nepoužívá dálkové ovládání. Televizní kanály se samy přepínají podle toho, co chce sledovat. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris nepoužívá dálkové ovládání. Televizní kanály se samy přepínají podle toho, co chce sledovat.
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