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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris nečte knihy. Čte je tak dlouho, dokud nezíská informace, které chce. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris nečte knihy. Čte je tak dlouho, dokud nezíská informace, které chce.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris dokáže rozplakat cibuli. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris dokáže rozplakat cibuli.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris se nesprchuje. Koupá se v krvi. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris se nesprchuje. Koupá se v krvi.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris dokáže rozdělat oheň pomocí dvou kostek ledu. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris dokáže rozdělat oheň pomocí dvou kostek ledu.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris nenosí sluneční brýle. Slunce nosí brýle Chucka Norrise. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris nenosí sluneční brýle. Slunce nosí brýle Chucka Norrise.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris dokáže uvařit minutkovou rýži za 30 sekund. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris dokáže uvařit minutkovou rýži za 30 sekund.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris nezvrací. On zvrací. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris nezvrací. On zvrací.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris umí hrát na housle s klavírem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris umí hrát na housle s klavírem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Chucku Norrisovi nemrzne mozek. Slurpees ví, kdy se stáhnout. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Chucku Norrisovi nemrzne mozek. Slurpees ví, kdy se stáhnout.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris nechodí na lov. Lov znamená selhání. Chuck Norris jde zabíjet. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris nechodí na lov. Lov znamená selhání. Chuck Norris jde zabíjet.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris nepotřebuje GPS. GPS potřebuje Chucka Norrise. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris nepotřebuje GPS. GPS potřebuje Chucka Norrise.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris dokáže rozplakat Happy Meal. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris dokáže rozplakat Happy Meal.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris nevytočí špatné číslo. Vy zvednete špatný telefon. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris nevytočí špatné číslo. Vy zvednete špatný telefon.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris prořízne horký nůž máslem. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris prořízne horký nůž máslem.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris nesplachuje záchod. Vyděsí ho k smrti. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris nesplachuje záchod. Vyděsí ho k smrti.
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