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| Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris li ser înternetê nagere. Înternet li ser Chuck Norris digere. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't surf the web. The web surfs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris li ser înternetê nagere. Înternet li ser Chuck Norris digere.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. | Chuck Norris ji tavê naşewite. Tav dibe sedema şewitandina Chuck Norris. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris ji tavê naşewite. Tav dibe sedema şewitandina Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. | Chuck Norris parkkirina paralel nake. Ew park dike û kolan dibe paralel. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't parallel park. He parks and the street becomes parallel. Chuck Norris parkkirina paralel nake. Ew park dike û kolan dibe paralel.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. | DNAya Chuck Norris tune ye. DNAya Chuck Norris heye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have DNA. DNA has Chuck Norris. DNAya Chuck Norris tune ye. DNAya Chuck Norris heye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi Twitterê nîne. Ew jixwe te dişopîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi Twitterê nîne. Ew jixwe te dişopîne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris porê xwe natirse. Ew li rûyê xwe dixe. Tenê tiştê ku dikare Chuck Norris bibire Chuck Norris e. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris porê xwe natirse. Ew li rûyê xwe dixe. Tenê tiştê ku dikare Chuck Norris bibire Chuck Norris e.
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| Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. | Chuck Norris dikare bi şuştina du kubên qeşayê li hev agir pêxe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a campfire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris dikare bi şuştina du kubên qeşayê li hev agir pêxe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. | Chuck Norris kompîturek nîne. Tenê klavyeyek heye ku ew lê diqîre. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer. Just a keyboard that he yells at. Chuck Norris kompîturek nîne. Tenê klavyeyek heye ku ew lê diqîre.
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| Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. | Chuck Norris dikare bi unicycle-ê tekerekî bizivirîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris dikare bi unicycle-ê tekerekî bizivirîne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. | Chuck Norris mû li singa wî tune ye. Ew xwedî daristaneke ji hêrsê ye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair. He has a forest of fury. Chuck Norris mû li singa wî tune ye. Ew xwedî daristaneke ji hêrsê ye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. | Chuck Norris hewayê nakşîne. Hewa ji bo parastinê di pişikên wî de vedişêre. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. Air hides in his lungs for protection. Chuck Norris hewayê nakşîne. Hewa ji bo parastinê di pişikên wî de vedişêre.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. | Chuck Norris bi înternetê re têkilî daynin. Ew Înternet E. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet. He IS the internet. Chuck Norris bi înternetê re têkilî daynin. Ew Înternet E.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' | Chuck Norris xetên kişandina otomobîlan bi kar nayne. Ew tenê dibêje, "Niha." | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, 'Now.' Chuck Norris xetên kişandina otomobîlan bi kar nayne. Ew tenê dibêje, "Niha."
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi saeta alarmê nîne. Rîha wî wî şiyar dike. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an alarm clock. His beard wakes him up. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi saeta alarmê nîne. Rîha wî wî şiyar dike.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. | Chuck Norris ne hewce ye ku salê du caran demjimêra xwe ji bo dema havînê biguherîne. Roj hiltê û diçe ava dema ku Chuck Norris jê re dibêje. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to. Chuck Norris ne hewce ye ku salê du caran demjimêra xwe ji bo dema havînê biguherîne. Roj hiltê û diçe ava dema ku Chuck Norris jê re dibêje.
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