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| Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | Chuck Norris pirtûkan naxwîne. Ew bi çavên xwe li wan dinêre heta ku agahiyên ku dixwaze bistîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris pirtûkan naxwîne. Ew bi çavên xwe li wan dinêre heta ku agahiyên ku dixwaze bistîne.
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| Chuck Norris can make onions cry. | Chuck Norris dikare pîvazan bigirî. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris dikare pîvazan bigirî.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. | Chuck Norris serşokê nake. Ew bi xwînê serşok dibe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. Chuck Norris serşokê nake. Ew bi xwînê serşok dibe.
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| Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. | Chuck Norris dikare bi du kubên qeşayê agir pêxe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make fire with two ice cubes. Chuck Norris dikare bi du kubên qeşayê agir pêxe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. | Chuck Norris berçavkên rojê li xwe nake. Roj berçavkên Chuck Norris li xwe dike. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses. Chuck Norris berçavkên rojê li xwe nake. Roj berçavkên Chuck Norris li xwe dike.
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| Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. | Chuck Norris dikare birinc di 30 saniyan de bipije û çend deqîqeyan bipije. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris dikare birinc di 30 saniyan de bipije û çend deqîqeyan bipije.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. | Chuck Norris vereş nake. Ew diavêje xwarê. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. Chuck Norris vereş nake. Ew diavêje xwarê.
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| Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. | Chuck Norris dikare kemanê bi piyanoyê re jî lêxe. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano. Chuck Norris dikare kemanê bi piyanoyê re jî lêxe.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. | Mejiyê Chuck Norris nacemidê. Slurpee dizanin kengê paşve gav bavêjin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back down. Mejiyê Chuck Norris nacemidê. Slurpee dizanin kengê paşve gav bavêjin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | Chuck Norris naçe nêçîrê. Nêçîr tê wateya şikestinê. Chuck Norris diçe kuştinê. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris naçe nêçîrê. Nêçîr tê wateya şikestinê. Chuck Norris diçe kuştinê.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi GPS-ê nîne. GPS pêdivî bi Chuck Norris heye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. The GPS needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi GPS-ê nîne. GPS pêdivî bi Chuck Norris heye.
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| Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. | Chuck Norris dikare Happy Mealekî bigirî. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris dikare Happy Mealekî bigirî.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. | Chuck Norris jimara xelet nagire. Tu telefona xelet hildibijêrî. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris jimara xelet nagire. Tu telefona xelet hildibijêrî.
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| Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | Chuck Norris dikare bi rûnê tûj kêrê germ jî bibire. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris dikare bi rûnê tûj kêrê germ jî bibire.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. | Chuck Norris tuwaletê nakşîne. Ew mirov ditirsîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it. Chuck Norris tuwaletê nakşîne. Ew mirov ditirsîne.
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