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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. | Chuck Norris tûjkera qelemê bikar nayne. Qelem ji bo wî xwe tûj dikin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a pencil sharpener. Pencils sharpen themselves for him. Chuck Norris tûjkera qelemê bikar nayne. Qelem ji bo wî xwe tûj dikin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi makîneya hesabkirinê nîne. Hejmar ji bo wî xwe bi xwe hesab dikin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a calculator. Numbers compute themselves for him. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi makîneya hesabkirinê nîne. Hejmar ji bo wî xwe bi xwe hesab dikin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. | Chuck Norris teleskopê bi kar nayne. Stêrk nêzîktir dibin da ku ew bibîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a telescope. Stars move closer for him to see. Chuck Norris teleskopê bi kar nayne. Stêrk nêzîktir dibin da ku ew bibîne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi mîkrofonê nîne. Dengê wî xwe bi xwe xurttir dike. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a microphone. His voice amplifies itself. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi mîkrofonê nîne. Dengê wî xwe bi xwe xurttir dike.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. | Chuck Norris demjimêrê bikar nayne. Dem ji bo wî xwe dihejmêre. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a timer. Time counts itself for him. Chuck Norris demjimêrê bikar nayne. Dem ji bo wî xwe dihejmêre.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi nîşanekê nîne. Pirtûk bi bîr tînin ku wî xwendina xwe li ku rawestandiye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bookmark. Books remember where he stopped reading. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi nîşanekê nîne. Pirtûk bi bîr tînin ku wî xwendina xwe li ku rawestandiye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. | Chuck Norris terazûyê bikar nayne. Giranî ji bo wî bi xwe bi xwe dipîve. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a scale. Weight measures itself for him. Chuck Norris terazûyê bikar nayne. Giranî ji bo wî bi xwe bi xwe dipîve.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi kumpasê nîne. Bakur li her cihê ku ew nîşan dide ye. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a compass. North is wherever he points. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi kumpasê nîne. Bakur li her cihê ku ew nîşan dide ye.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. | Chuck Norris salnameyê bi kar nayne. Roj li dora wî têne bernamekirin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a calendar. Days schedule themselves around him. Chuck Norris salnameyê bi kar nayne. Roj li dora wî têne bernamekirin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi fenerê nîne. Tarîtî ji bo wî xwe ronî dike. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight. Darkness illuminates itself for him. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi fenerê nîne. Tarîtî ji bo wî xwe ronî dike.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. | Chuck Norris sîwanan bikar nayne. Baran ji bo ku ji wî dûr bikeve, aliyê xwe diguherîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use umbrellas. Rain changes direction to avoid him. Chuck Norris sîwanan bikar nayne. Baran ji bo ku ji wî dûr bikeve, aliyê xwe diguherîne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. | Chuck Norris pêdivî bi termostatê nîne. Germahî li gorî rehetiya wî xwe diguherîne. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a thermostat. The temperature adjusts itself to his comfort. Chuck Norris pêdivî bi termostatê nîne. Germahî li gorî rehetiya wî xwe diguherîne.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. | Chuck Norris kilîdan bi kar nayne. Derî ji bo wî xwe bi xwe digirin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use locks. Doors secure themselves for him. Chuck Norris kilîdan bi kar nayne. Derî ji bo wî xwe bi xwe digirin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. | Chuck Norris vekerê qûtîyan bi kar nayne. Qûtî ji bo wî xwe bi xwe vedibin. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans open themselves for him. Chuck Norris vekerê qûtîyan bi kar nayne. Qûtî ji bo wî xwe bi xwe vedibin.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. | Chuck Norris dûrkontrolan bikar nayne. Kanalên TVyê xwe diguherînin li gorî tiştên ku ew dixwaze temaşe bike. | Details | |
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Chuck Norris doesn't use remote controls. TV channels change themselves to what he wants to watch. Chuck Norris dûrkontrolan bikar nayne. Kanalên TVyê xwe diguherînin li gorî tiştên ku ew dixwaze temaşe bike.
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